Actually Alan wins all of your scernarios I'd rather be him to....obviously.
He gets laid and lives in his rich brothers house. Al is married with a lousy family.
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Alan Stomps.
pathetic - Al has a horrible job, but Alan has horrible luck, he just fails at life.
more miserable - see above.
I'd rather be - Alan. He's a (pseudo)doctor, mooches off his brother, doesn't pay bills, his son is very low maintenance and he occasionally gets hot, though somewhat unstable women.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
I find Al Bundy more miserable, but Alan is probably more pathetic. I would much rather be Alan than Al though. Al's life sucks, mostly because of his demon spawned family.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.