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Hit Girl (kick ass) vs. John Preston (Equilibrium)

In a hallway shootout, who would win?

Weapons: pistols that each had during each of their own hallway shootout

Equal amount of ammo


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Hit Girl is a bullet dodger. She rapes.


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As if Preston doesn't dodge bullets. roll eyes (sarcastic)

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No, he doesn't.


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I doubt either of them do really. Aim dodging (dodging where the person aims at rather than the actual bullet) probably.


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Hit girl moved her head to the side just as a bullet neared her. She moved her head, and a millisecond later you can see the bullet trail as it passes where her head was. She did this twice.

What do you call that?


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Having damn good reactions and trajectory prediction ability, but we see her moving at a normal human speed, which she wouldn't be if she could actually dodge bullets which move at about 1000 mps. So: Aim dodging


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Dude, she was running straight at the shooters, she saw the bullet, moved her head, and the bullet trail was right where her head was. That literally is bullet dodging.

Now if she saw the guy raising his gun, take aim on her head, knew how long it would take for the bullet to arrive, then moved her head at the last second, I guess you're right. Doubtful though, she was on the move and taking fire from all angles when she did it.

What you just said, Preston does that.


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Hit-Girl couldn't handle a mediocre martial artist, and got her ass kicked. So H2H, Preston stomps her.

While she dodged one bullet from a goon, she's not dodging twin automatics from a guy who has perfect aim and can literally avoid multiple machine gun fire while firing back himself. So guns, Preston drops her in a second, or two.

Blade fight. No contest, Preston. She killed goons, druggies, whores and idiots, he killed trained soldiers and other Clerics.

Can't believe this Hit-Girl masturbation is still going on.


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[i]Can't believe this Hit-Girl masturbation is still going on. [/B]


Sorry. Must be the school girl outfit.


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Hit-Girl couldn't handle a mediocre martial artist, and got her ass kicked. So H2H, Preston stomps her.

While she dodged one bullet from a goon, she's not dodging twin automatics from a guy who has perfect aim and can literally avoid multiple machine gun fire while firing back himself. So guns, Preston drops her in a second, or two.

Blade fight. No contest, Preston. She killed goons, druggies, whores and idiots, he killed trained soldiers and other Clerics.

Can't believe this Hit-Girl masturbation is still going on.

Its ****ing garbage that some people actually think she can beat people like Batman.


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She killed goons, druggies, whores and idiots, he killed trained soldiers and other Clerics.
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Its ****ing garbage that some people actually think she can beat people like Batman.
She would wipe the floor with Batman. As would Big Daddy, Preston, Mariachi, Plissken, McClane, Riggs, and anyone else who is badass with a gun.


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Hit-Girl couldn't handle a mediocre martial artist, and got her ass kicked. So H2H, Preston stomps her.

While she dodged one bullet from a goon, she's not dodging twin automatics from a guy who has perfect aim and can literally avoid multiple machine gun fire while firing back himself. So guns, Preston drops her in a second, or two.

Blade fight. No contest, Preston. She killed goons, druggies, whores and idiots, he killed trained soldiers and other Clerics.

Can't believe this Hit-Girl masturbation is still going on.



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She would wipe the floor with Batman. As would Big Daddy, Preston, Mariachi, Plissken, McClane, Riggs, and anyone else who is badass with a gun.


No she wouldn't

Hit girl dodged bullets to the head yes but bullets to chest..well she has kavlar (probs spelt wrong) on. Preston manages to dodge bullets to the head and chest with no need for Kavlar. Hit girl missed some of her shots in Kick Ass, if you notice when she's taking down the thugs she fires and not all the bullets she fires hit, preston never misses. Explain to me how hit girl wins. smile


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She would wipe the floor with Batman. As would Big Daddy, Preston, Mariachi, Plissken, McClane, Riggs, and anyone else who is badass with a gun.


Big Daddy might beat Batman, but I wouldn't say it's a stomp. In fact, I recall making a thread for it.


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She would wipe the floor with Batman. As would Big Daddy, Preston, Mariachi, Plissken, McClane, Riggs, and anyone else who is badass with a gun.

You pretty much just said "I've never read a Batman comic".

Because if you had you'd know that it takes more than a gun to drop the Bat.


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You pretty much just said "I've never read a Batman comic".

Because if you had you'd know that it takes more than a gun to drop the Bat.


This is the MVF, doofus, I am talking about movie Batman roll eyes (sarcastic)



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No she wouldn't

Hit girl dodged bullets to the head yes but bullets to chest..well she has kavlar (probs spelt wrong) on. Preston manages to dodge bullets to the head and chest with no need for Kavlar. Hit girl missed some of her shots in Kick Ass, if you notice when she's taking down the thugs she fires and not all the bullets she fires hit, preston never misses. Explain to me how hit girl wins. smile
Dude, Preston missed SEVERAL times roll eyes (sarcastic)

I think HG is faster and more agile than he is. Also, corny as it is, she did the Agent Zero throw the gun in the air flippy thing and reloaded. To me, that shows she is better with a gun.


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Just because Batman has a poor choreographer doesn't mean he isn't a martial arts master. There is no way that some basic cop and little girl could beat him. Lets leave the Dark Knight out of this.

I have to agree with, Robtard on this one. Hit-girl got her ass beat down in the melee department. As for gun combat...,I don't know how affective Gun Kata would be against Hit-girl. She is totally un-predictable but the evidence still remains as such...,Hit girl killed half wit thugs and Preston killed life long trained clerics.


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