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Conan versus Calibos...

Conan the Barbarian versus Calibos (2010 Clash of the Titans.)

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Both are armed with a sword each. Fight takes place in the forest, at the start of the above video, at night.


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Re: Conan versus Calibos...

Conan via camel-punch.


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Dunno, Calibos is badass.


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Couldn't find the camel one in a Gif format, but he can do the same thing to a ****ing horse:

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http://s.sfwgifs.com/img/upld/conan-the-barbarian.gif

He can also bite a vulture to death.

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Calibos is faster and stronger, dude.


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I would comment, but I haven't seen the new COTT, yet. I heard that it was just awful.


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Just watch the vid, Mattie.


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Conan is a far better strategist, pit fighter, and stronger.

He killed off all of Thulsa Doom's thugs, slayed the giant snake, and won countless pit fights.

Calibos, yes, is faster, methinks, but Ahnuld takes this one due to his sheer size and strength.

Lol. Rob, before the "camel punch" reference registered, I thought it to be a crude sexual act.


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Conan is a far better strategist, pit fighter, and stronger.

He killed off all of Thulsa Doom's thugs, slayed the giant snake, and won countless pit fights.

Calibos, yes, is faster, methinks, but Ahnuld takes this one due to his sheer size and strength.

Lol. Rob, before the "camel punch" reference registered, I thought it to be a crude sexual act.
You missed the part where Calibos ripped a man in half, and where he crushed a mans head with one hand.

Calibos is stronger, not even close.


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Calibos is faster and stronger, dude.


Faster? In running away, sure. Fighting speed, he's normal.

Conan KO's camels and horses, bites through vultures, dude. Spent close to 20 years turning the Wheel-of-Pain, tipped over a huge cauldron filled with human parts and delicious soup, lifted and held a massive stone gate. So his strength probably isn't that far behind Calibos.

Conan's the better fighter as Imp pointed out, he spent some time fighting in the pitts like an animal, then was taken and trained by 'great warlords from the East'. Calibos is more the swing and hack as guys run idiotically into him.

-Sword fight, Conan out-skills and eviscerates this tool.

-H2H, I'd say Calibos has the edge.

-In a foot-race, Calibos easy; unless it's an endurance race, Conan is the master at long distance paced running, he and the Asian archer got around this way.


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Tore a man in half? Yes.

Crushed a man's skull? No. He grabbed dude's helmet and threw him aside.

Calibos seems like a scrapper, like Freddy Krueger, but not a battle hardened warrior like Conan.

I'm inclined to agree with Rob: H2H, Conan dies horribly. Sword fight would have to go to the barbarian.


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Faster? In running away, sure. Fighting speed, he's normal.

Conan KO's camels and horses, bites through vultures, dude. Spent close to 20 years turning the Wheel-of-Pain, tipped over a huge cauldron filled with human parts and delicious soup, lifted and held a massive stone gate. So his strength probably isn't that far behind Calibos.

Conan's the better fighter as Imp pointed out, he spent some time fighting in the pitts like an animal, then was taken and trained by 'great warlords from the East'. Calibos is more the swing and hack as guys run idiotically into him.

Sword fight, Conan out-skills and eviscerates this tool. H2H, I'd say Calibos has the edge. In a foot-race, Calibos easy.


Did Conan ever rip a man clean in half? Crush a man's head with his hand?

No. Calibos did.

http://clash-of-the-titans.wikia.com/wiki/Calibos

Calibos, as a result of being mutated, posseses great agility, strength, and reflexes.He was gifted by Hades with the ability to poison his victims when he bites them.He demonstrates his strength when he rips a soldier in half. Calibos's hands turn into scorpions when cut off.

Calibos's strength is fueled by Hades, Conan is a mortal man. Moving on.


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Tore a man in half? Yes.

Crushed a man's skull? No. He grabbed dude's helmet and threw him aside.

Calibos seems like a scrapper, like Freddy Krueger, but not a battle hardened warrior like Conan.

I'm inclined to agree with Rob: H2H, Conan dies horribly. Sword fight would have to go to the barbarian.
No, Mattie, you can hear the bones crushing as he crushes the guys helmet.

A scrapper? He was a king who led a siege on Olympus, dude.


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Again: I have yet to see the film. I heard no sound effects in your video, as it was just musical score. F*ck me for being ignorant on the film being discussed at hand.


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Did Conan ever rip a man clean in half? Crush a man's head with his hand?

No. Calibos did.

http://clash-of-the-titans.wikia.com/wiki/Calibos

Calibos, as a result of being mutated, posseses great agility, strength, and reflexes.He was gifted by Hades with the ability to poison his victims when he bites them.He demonstrates his strength when he rips a soldier in half. Calibos's hands turn into scorpions when cut off.

Calibos's strength is fueled by Hades, Conan is a mortal man. Moving on.


Yeah, Calibos is stronger, covered that.

That isn't winning here alone in a sword fight for reasons stated, chief.


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Yeah, Calibos is stronger, covered that.

That isn't winning here alone in a sword fight for reasons stated, chief.
He's faster too, dude. And has greater damage soak. It took a DemiGod armed with a sword forged by the Gods on Olympus to bring him down. /thread.

The "sword" fight will surely go h2h, that's what Calibos does. He exchanges a blow or two, then he steps in and rips you in half.


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He's faster too, dude. And has greater damage soak. It took a DemiGod armed with a sword forged by the Gods on Olympus to bring him down. /thread.

The "sword" fight will surely go h2h, that's what Calibos does. He exchanges a blow or two, then he steps in and rips you in half.


Na, he's not some speedy dude, as normal as Conan. He still can be cut and his bits come off just fine.

Oh, so now that Kalibos has the definite advanage in a H2H fight, you take it upon yourself to say "sword-fight will go H2H", lolz. Why would Conan give up his sword? He wouldn't, he'd be too busy outclassing and cutting this fool's head off.


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Na, he's not some speedy dude, as normal as Conan. He still can be cut and his bits come off just fine.

Oh, so now that Kalibos has the definite advanage in a H2H fight, you take it upon yourself to say "sword-fight will go H2H", lolz. Why would Conan give up his sword? He wouldn't, he'd be too busy outclassing and cutting this fool's head off.


Every fight Calibos was in went CQC or H2H. It's how he fights. Show me a scene where Conan is faster than Calibos.


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And this, which you ignored:

It took a DemiGod armed with a sword forged by the Gods on Olympus to bring him down.


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And this, which you ignored:

It took a DemiGod armed with a sword forged by the Gods on Olympus to bring him down.


I've only seen that shit film once, so maybe I'm wrong, but Calibos could be harmed by normal weapons, no?


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