For both scenarios, both are shoeless and shirtless, and are at full health.
Scenario 1: Both are in the Deep Core diving rig from the film The Abyss. Both have a Glock .40 pistol with one clip of rounds (8) and start at opposite ends of the rig. When the ammo is spent, anything that can be used as a weapon is fair game.
Scenario 2: Both are in the fight pit from the film Unleashed, barbed wire and all. Bare knuckle only. No weapons.
BTW, I know I have closed past threads like this, but I felt like allowing you guys to debate this since I'm in the holiday spirit. All I ask is that you remember that we are all friends here, and it's only a f*cking debate. Have fun with it, boys.
Havent seen Unleashed.
But I do like the Abyss submersible rig theme.
Scenario 1: Using his shooting ability as seen in Die Hard 3 at the end with the chopper, McClane dives into the next enclosure, shooting a hole in the nearest porthole to Riggs, as he completes his fall into the next room, he shuts the door shoots the hydraulic hose that opens the door, saying "Yippeekiyay motherf*cker" Riggs drowns as he cant rush the closing door, as Mcclane's' glock guards it nicely..
Scenario 2: Riggs tries a girly spin kick, slow as he does it, and gets his shoe and lower leg caught in the barbed wire. McClane steps forward and punches Riggs over and he falls onto the wire the HARDEST possible way, getting tangled up in the WORST possible way, due to the McClane factor.
McClane lights a cigarette and tells Riggs "Hes too hung up on that Bruce Lee shit" and starts to wrap the barbed wire tighter around Rigg's viciously slashed neck until the jugular sprays its crimson content all over the walls.
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Dec 22nd, 2010 at 11:28 AM
Unleashed is a brutal martial arts flick, but it also has some seriously good acting, not only from Bob Hoskins and Morgan Freeman, but from Jet Li who, in my opinion, really flexed his acting muscle. Li did VERY good as an actor in Unleashed.
Indeed. So thats a nice touching connection to the LW saga already in the thread.
And the Abyss was of course James Cameron directed, he directed Michael Biehn who starred in the Cameron movie The Terminator with Schwarzenegger, who McClane mentions in Die Hard 1.
I bet The Cat would rape Riggs too. With "The Hammer".
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Dec 22nd, 2010 at 12:25 PM
It was simple word/role replacement...not really as witty as Sadako's:
You mean McClane's dick in your mouth*, again, as that's the last bit of sex McClane will get before he swims with the fishes. PWNED!
*Someone better be cradling McClane'ss balls...cause...I mean...this is like his "last meal" or something: it had better be at least as good as the skin flute sessions Harry Potter gives Dumbledore.
LOL McClane carries him OWN dick, he needs no elderly two-days-from-retirement-assed cupping unlike some LA law enforcement officers we could mention...
Also, even McClanes mighty, steely pair would be too knackered to need my or anyone else, as they would be utterly drained by your rimjob vacuusuck action that you and RJ practiced so enthusiastically upon the schpincters of Murtaugh and his sex toy, the bemulleted one.
Now go make them all cups of coffee.
Skin flute sessions lol
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