Squirrel Fart
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Simon Phoenix vs Bourne
Jason has a boggle with Simon.
Fight in Taco Bell.
No weapons.
Who wins?
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Jan 20th, 2011 04:30 AM
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Simon.
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Jan 20th, 2011 05:36 AM
BruceSkywalker
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what all did simon do?
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Jan 20th, 2011 07:13 AM
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Jan 20th, 2011 07:22 AM
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On screen fighting, he beat the crap out of a bunch of pacifist cops.
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Jan 21st, 2011 12:02 AM
Squirrel Fart
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
that shitty film.
What is your boggle?
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Jan 21st, 2011 12:05 AM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Nuul
What is your boggle?
With some very few exceptions, this guy can't act his way out of a paper-bag.
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Bullock looked doable though.
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Jan 21st, 2011 12:10 AM
Squirrel Fart
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Wait..... a pure action movie is supposed to have acting? Stallone is supposed to be some good actor? People watch him because of hes an action star and not some great actor.
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Jan 21st, 2011 12:14 AM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Nuul
Wait..... a pure action movie is supposed to have acting?
Hopefully a little. Can't fill every minute of the film with an explosion or round-house.
I'm just biased, Stallone irks me.
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Jan 21st, 2011 12:17 AM
BruceSkywalker
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
On screen fighting, he beat the crap out of a bunch of pacifist cops.
thats all?
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Jan 21st, 2011 12:49 AM
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Bourne kill him just like he does everyone else.
Jan 21st, 2011 04:00 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Hopefully a little. Can't fill every minute of the film with an explosion or round-house.
I'm just biased, Stallone irks me.
Frankly, that's against the law. Don't betray the law.
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Jan 21st, 2011 09:30 AM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Frankly, that's against the law. Don't betray the law.
I like to pretend to be a rebel, cos it's edgy.
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Jan 21st, 2011 05:10 PM
Kaibs
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Simon stands no chance lol. No idea why you would even suggest otherwise. Bourne would destroy him.
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Jan 22nd, 2011 02:16 PM
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Cuz he's....faster, and stronger?
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Jan 22nd, 2011 02:19 PM
Kaibs
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In no way is he faster or stronger than Bourne.
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Jan 22nd, 2011 04:06 PM
Robtard
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He might be stronger, I think there's a scene where Snipe tosses Stallone, all 5'6" of him.
That's not saving him her though.
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Jan 22nd, 2011 04:22 PM
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Saving him her wuuut?
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Jan 22nd, 2011 08:22 PM
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