Is the search-option that ineffective, or has nobody really proposed this duel yet?
Ash (Evil Dead movies) versus Reggie (Phantasm movies)
Ash steps in with his chainsaw prostetic, witty insults, plenty of ignorance and the Boomstick while Reggie packs a regular chainsaw, powerdrill, a good dose of 'why the crap not' attitude and the quadruple shotgun.
It's the fight of the shotgun, DIY & chainsaw afficianados!
Who will be victorious?
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Gonna watch it for sure, I also really wanna to see the Captain America trailer.
BTW Ash wins this.
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"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof." (Thanks TRiNiTYfemi for the sig!)
Ash says "Come get some." Dude comes, gets some. Then dies.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Ash is obviously the one with the better ass-whooping record, but Reggie comes very close in the 'solid brass content of the undies' department. He did dare to bring the fight to the Tall Man (who would roll up an army of deadites into burritos for breakfast) and seems to be a little better at planning ahead.
I would say Ash wins as well, but the ol' Icecream man might surprise him