Chev Chelios (Crank) vs Godzilla

Jason Statham's character Chev Chelios from the Crank series vs. Godzilla from the classic Japanese monster movies. They fight in New York. Apparently everything on screen is valid on KMC regardless of context, so this should be valid:

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Godzilla stomps.

Nuclear breath will end Statham quickly.

Matt, you smell that?

Nope. Whuzzat?

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crylaugh

Dammit RJ...even my butt is hurting from that.

oh dear, chev's only chance would be to offer amy smart to Godzilla and hope, repeat hope Godzilla doesn't waste all his abilities on her before he turns his attention on Chev..

massively massive wtfpwnage here goes to Godzilla

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Godzilla farts him away

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Sorry you have to die like this Chev