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SSJVegeta
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James Moriarty vs Tyler Durden

James Moriarty, from the film Sherlock Holmnes: A Game Of Shadows

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Tyler Durden, from the film Fight Club

This is a bare-knuckle fist-fight. They are fighting in a boxing ring, unarmed and with no prior knowledge of each other. To win one must kill or incapacitate the other.

Jul 24th, 2012 09:06 PM

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KingD19
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Moriarty easily. He has Moriarty-avision, just like Holmes has Holmes-avision.

He figures out how the fight goes before it starts and beats the crap out of Durden.

Jul 24th, 2012 10:53 PM

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Durden needs only one hit. He gets it.

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Durden is an imaginary person who doesn't exist.

He pwns hard.

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Durden needs only one hit. He gets it.

Even if he was real, he wouldn't be able to hit Moriarty.

Jul 25th, 2012 12:12 AM

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Durden wins.

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lol and more lol.. Moriarty gets an arse whoppin

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KingD19
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Someone wanna explain to me how Ed Norton beats Moriarty? A guy who could speed up his perception of time and accurately figure how a fight would go before it happened?

Jul 25th, 2012 04:50 AM

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Norton isn't Durden, broseph stalin.

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Jul 25th, 2012 05:03 AM

KingD19
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He might be more ruthless and cunning/calculating, but he's still Norton. He's just a split personality that comes out when Norton's asleep. That's why everyone thinks Norton is Tyler towards the end.

Still, no ones explained how he beats Moriarty in a fight. The same Moriarity who matched Holmes blow for blow in the fight that would have taken place if Holmes hadn't thrown them both off the balcony. The same Moriarty who has pre-cog at a phenomenal level and can literally see the fight before it starts.

Jul 25th, 2012 05:11 AM

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Nope, you are wrong, mein freund.

Durden goes balls deep while wearing his latex gloves.

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Jul 25th, 2012 05:31 AM

KingD19
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I don't know what you're smokin, but I might try it sometime. Right around the time you give me a reason Tyler wins.

Jul 25th, 2012 05:53 AM

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If it's Norton Durden-- he dies.
If it's Pitt Durden-- Well he's an invincible figment of a man's psychosis.

These Durden fights are confusing. And the OPs should clarify what the situation is.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by KingD19
I don't know what you're smokin, but I might try it sometime. Right around the time you give me a reason Tyler wins.

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If it's Pitt Durden-- Well he's an invincible figment of a man's psychosis.

Thank you, ninjak.

I just don't have the time to explain such simple things.

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Jul 26th, 2012 08:19 AM

KingD19
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Yeah, Tyler is a figment, but he still is inhabiting Norton's body. Hence why everyone thinks Norton is Durden. So even if Tyler won't go down, Norton's body won't be able to handle the constant ass whooping.

Don't be difficult, Mindset.

Jul 26th, 2012 10:05 AM

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If it's Norton Durden-- he dies.
If it's Pitt Durden-- Well he's an invincible figment of a man's psychosis.

Well Moriarty will be aware of the fact that "Kill the body and the head will die" applies a couple of ways relating to the Narrator/Durden duality.

IE: If you kill Peter Parker, Spiderman doesn't show up for work the next day.

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Thank You

Jul 26th, 2012 11:42 AM

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Well Moriarty will be aware of the fact that "Kill the body and the head will die" applies a couple of ways relating to the Narrator/Durden duality.

IE: If you kill Peter Parker, Spiderman doesn't show up for work the next day.

Going by forum rules only Durden and Moriarty are in the ring. The narrator isn't there, he's home eating Cheetos.

Just like in Matrix fights where we can bring Neo out into the real world for fights against physical fighters and him retaining all his powers. It's the power of the forum. It's an SSJVegeta fight. It's a fail thread.

Durden can't be harmed or destroyed in this fight. The only way Moriarty wins is if the Narrator chokes on one of his Cheetos and dies or something.

Credits for Fight Club.
Brad Pitt--Tyler Durden.
The Narator--Edward Norton.

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Yeah, Tyler is a figment, but he still is inhabiting Norton's body. Hence why everyone thinks Norton is Durden. So even if Tyler won't go down, Norton's body won't be able to handle the constant ass whooping.

Don't be difficult, Mindset.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by the ninjak
Going by forum rules only Durden and Moriarty are in the ring. The narrator isn't there, he's home eating Cheetos.

Just like in Matrix fights where we can bring Neo out into the real world for fights against physical fighters and him retaining all his powers. It's the power of the forum. It's an SSJVegeta fight. It's a fail thread.

Durden can't be harmed or destroyed in this fight. The only way Moriarty wins is if the Narrator chokes on one of his Cheetos and dies or something.

Credits for Fight Club.
Brad Pitt--Tyler Durden.
The Narator--Edward Norton.

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Originally posted by KingD19
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Jul 26th, 2012 12:12 PM

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Moriarty, easy.

Were Holmes not injured, he would have beat the shit out of Moriarty. I believe that Durden, while a good fighter with great damage soak, couldn't hold a candle to Moriarty with his "Moriarty vision".

A better match would be Moriarty or Holmes versus Mickey the pikey from Snatch.

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