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John McClane vs Bane

Same scenario as DH1 but it's Bane taking over the building, instead of letting his thugs handle Mac instead Bane takes the fight to Mac who has his shoes and isn't so beat up meaning he's fresh. Mac also knows about Bane and his mask...so...who wins?


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McClane shoots Bane in the head.

Roll credits.


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Probably shoulda stated this in the OP that Mac doesn't have his gun, thought it would be common knowledge he didn't since I didn't state that he had a gun but I guess I should say this is a fist fight till a KO or death


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Indeed. Rules be rules.

Well H2H I say Bane has his work cut out for him. Hes not met anyone with McClane's durability and McClane was better and dirtier a fighter than Batman, willing to actually kill, and if we're talking early McClane hes way better conditioned than Bruce was in TDKR.

He is resourceful enough to pick up a lump of wood or metal or anything from the environment around him and batter Bane to death or stab him through the face with it.

Plus he is lucky enough to even accidentally mess up Bane's mask, crippling him also leading to soon-after coup de grace.
But since he knows, Bane is doomed.

But with his trusty side arm the fight lasts 2 secs in massive McVictory.


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H2H? McClane's damage soak > Bane's. McClane is crafty, he'll go right for the mask and then it's game over.

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IDK. How would you rank Bane on a MA level compared to, say, Colonel Stuart or Mai Linh?


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LoL, pure spite.

McClane with knowledge of his opponent's weakness is essentially animated Batman with prep. He can't lose.


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Ok so if we take away Mac's knowledge...makes it more fair? If so then I'm taking away Mac's knowledge of Bane and his mask


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This vs thread..... Impediment predicted it.


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Every thread is spite vs McClane. Didn't everyone get the memo?

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Not everyone, but possibly this one, but like I said, where does Bane rank amongst martial artists such as Stuart, Mai Lihn, or Targo? That will determine the fight


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McClane loses, and frankly, you're an idiot if you disagree.


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This vs thread..... Impediment predicted it.


I got the idea from him


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Kazenji
This vs thread..... Impediment predicted it.



quote: (post)
Originally posted by steverules_2
I got the idea from him



I knew this would happen. I just knew it.


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McClane loses, and frankly, you're an idiot if you disagree.
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Bane's fist finds a comfortable new home inside McClane's skull.


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Ok so if we take away Mac's knowledge...makes it more fair? If so then I'm taking away Mac's knowledge of Bane and his mask


Uuuuuummmm that would be gimping... ("changing conditions and attributes of a matchup until one side that would normally loses wins")

But Mcclane being lucky enough to damage it first shot without knowing it (especially as Banes wears it in the middle of the zone McClane will be going for makes it a forgone conclusion.)


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I knew this would happen. I just knew it.



I made it cause the names rhyme


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Bane's fist finds a comfortable new home inside McClane's skull.


Unlikely , given McClane's proven durability.


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McClane never gets KOed, even when he's getting kicked out of a window


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Highly likely, given McClane's piss-poor fighting style, as shown here:



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