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Nibedicus
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Vampire vs Sith

A matchup I would LOVE to see. 5 individual matches.

Dark Side Users vs Blood Suckers

Jedis get light sabers.

Movie versions only. No pulling feats from novels/fluff/animation/etc.

Who wins?

Matchup 1

Darth Maul vs. Blade (from movie)

Matchup 2

Emperor Palpatine vs Russel Edgington (True Blood)

Matchup 3

Darth Vader vs Dracula (1992 movie Bram Stoker's Dracula)

Matchup 4

Count Dooku vs Black Hat (Priest)

Bonus Round: Matchup 5

Anakin Skywalker (pre-injury) vs. Edward Cullen

Who takes more matches? Who wins? big grin

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Vamps kick ass.

1. Machine gun mince with boomerang blade for the win. Vamps win.

2. Dunno but I imagine he's quite fast and creative. Vamps win.

3. Mist for the win! He beats Vader to death via mist! Like Dracula would! Vamps win.

4. I'll give this to Dooku. Because Lee is Drac to the end and he beats him any ways. Vamps win even though he's a Sith.

5. Depending on the location Edward reads Vader's mind knowing all moves. A good fight.
Heck he throws a huge rock at his head then hits his legs. smile Vamps win!


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My take would be:

1. Darth Maul. Maul would pull the gun out of Blade's hand then slice him in half. big grin Would be a good fight tho.

2. Russel is so fast, he moves in a Blur. He punches Palpatine's heart of his chest before he can even blink.

3. Drac turns to mist and kills Vader. Sadly, Vader's best attack: the force choke won't work on the undead.

4. Dooku. Saber + Force powers = decapitated Black hat.

5. Anakin. Force powers + light saber = dead lame-o

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The same as mine accept for round 1 and 5......hmmmm

1. Blades is too fast on the bullets. Maul aint Vader. Actually Maul sucks. He dies.

5. Edward knows all of Anakin's shite. He dodges all of it and breaks his neck. Poor Anakin...... so controlled by the Darkside.


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The same as mine accept for round 1 and 5......hmmmm

1. Blades is too fast on the bullets. Maul aint Vader. Actually Maul sucks. He dies.

5. Edward knows all of Anakin's shite. He dodges all of it and breaks his neck. Poor Anakin...... so controlled by the Darkside.


Maul sucked less than Vader, tbh. :P At least he had kung fu movez on his lone appearance. ^_^

Still, I think he'd slice the blades out of the air.

According to the movies, Jedis have some form of precog. Anakin would see Edward predicting his moves and Edward would read his mind predicting his moves and Anakin would predict Edward reading his mind about predicting his moves and Edward would read his mind about predicting him reading his mind about him predicting his moves and Anakain would.....

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Their minds implode. Draw.

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Russell would destroy Emperor Palpatine.


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Force users take 2-5. All are with proficient Force users capable of crushing opponents with Forcewave, TK, etc because they are unable to defend themselves. The could literally crush every vamps heart inside his chest before they knew what happened. Blade only has a chance because Maul's only real strength is sabers, though even at that he's still capable of far more speed than Blade can muster.

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Re: Vampire vs Sith

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Matchup 1

Darth Maul vs. Blade (from movie)


In melee, Maul should win handily, but he couldn't counter a machinegun spray. Depends on equipment, location, and closeness at start of match.

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Matchup 2

Emperor Palpatine vs Russel Edgington (True Blood)


Not familiar.

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Matchup 3

Darth Vader vs Dracula (1992 movie Bram Stoker's Dracula)


Dracula in that movie was incapacitated to the point that he couldn't walk by a ****ing bowie knife to the throat, and mist won't save him because he would be physically dominated and crushed the moment he tries shit on Vader after demisting. Vader can wait until daylight when he is shapeshifter locked to his true form if he has to.

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Matchup 4

Count Dooku vs Black Hat (Priest)


Not familiar.

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Bonus Round: Matchup 5

Anakin Skywalker (pre-injury) vs. Edward Cullen


Edward Cullen is too fast and strong, Ed wins.


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Dracula can kill whilst in mist form.


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quote:
Darth Maul vs. Blade (from movie)


Blade would take this. He has too many weapons at his disposal.

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Emperor Palpatine vs Russel Edgington (True Blood)


Russel is WAY too fast for Palpy to mount any kind of defense or offense.

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Darth Vader vs Dracula (1992 movie Bram Stoker's Dracula)


Haven't seen that Dracula

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Count Dooku vs Black Hat (Priest)

Black Hat would be too fast for Dooku. He punched a Priest in the chest so damn fast the Priest didn't realise Black Hat had also ripped out his heart.

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Anakin Skywalker (pre-injury) vs. Edward Cullen


Pre which injury? Arm or other arm and legs? I'll you mean pre Obiwan beat down.

Cullen is faster and can read minds. But he has no defense against Skywalkers force powers and if Ani can use them as soon as the bell rings he will own Eddy. If not Pattinson rips Christensen a new arse hole


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True Blood?........there's a movie of it now?


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Good point


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True Blood?........there's a movie of it now?


It's HBO. Close enough. :-p

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Okay, am I missing something here? What's to stop the Force users from manhandling everyone else with the Force?

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Speed. If they don't have those precious seconds to call on the Force they are doomed


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I'm sorry, but most of the vamps mentioned here have been injured by others whilst moving at normal speeds. That's also ignoring the speed feats that Force users are capable of which is quite handy. They all have some level of precognition, especially if they are fully opened to the Force. Sidious could surround himself with lightning as soon as he feels his attacker moving toward him. All of them are capable of shielding themselves from impact in the Force. Their speed with sabers is ridiculous, and with the exception of Maul having to try to block Blade's machine gun, there's nothing about the vamp's speed that is beyond what they have been shown capable of in the books or films. Actually, there are even scenes with saber duelists blocking a spray from fletchette weapons.

Maybe someone could explain what I'm missing. Dracula in mist form, Vader crushes him into nothing with the Force. Black Hat was destroyed nicely by a train explosion/crash, which I'm sure Dooku could mimic the impact of with an explosion of Force power within his body, or even just his heart and brain. All of the Force users are capable of crushing any of their skulls and walking away without breaking a sweat. The vamps have zero defense against the Force and the Force users can match the speed feats. If you don't recall it's capabilities there are examples at the beginning of the Phantom Menace and in some of the CW toons.

Anyway, there's nothing to stop any of them from pinning the vamps in place with the Force and decapping them at their leisure. Luke pinned Caedus to a chair and the Sith was a more than capable Force user, so what is someone who has no Force ability going to do? This is why pitting people from universes with utterly different rules doesn't work very well.

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Re: Vampire vs Sith

1) Blade (with guns)

2) Palpatine

3) Vader

4) Dooku

5) Cullen (6/10)


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Speed. If they don't have those precious seconds to call on the Force they are doomed


Force users have pretty fast reflexes as well, and I doubt every vamp is gonna try a speed-blitz right from the start.

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I'm sorry, but most of the vamps mentioned here have been injured by others whilst moving at normal speeds. That's also ignoring the speed feats that Force users are capable of which is quite handy. They all have some level of precognition, especially if they are fully opened to the Force. Sidious could surround himself with lightning as soon as he feels his attacker moving toward him. All of them are capable of shielding themselves from impact in the Force. Their speed with sabers is ridiculous, and with the exception of Maul having to try to block Blade's machine gun, there's nothing about the vamp's speed that is beyond what they have been shown capable of in the books or films. Actually, there are even scenes with saber duelists blocking a spray from fletchette weapons.

Maybe someone could explain what I'm missing. Dracula in mist form, Vader crushes him into nothing with the Force. Black Hat was destroyed nicely by a train explosion/crash, which I'm sure Dooku could mimic the impact of with an explosion of Force power within his body, or even just his heart and brain. All of the Force users are capable of crushing any of their skulls and walking away without breaking a sweat. The vamps have zero defense against the Force and the Force users can match the speed feats. If you don't recall it's capabilities there are examples at the beginning of the Phantom Menace and in some of the CW toons.

Anyway, there's nothing to stop any of them from pinning the vamps in place with the Force and decapping them at their leisure. Luke pinned Caedus to a chair and the Sith was a more than capable Force user, so what is someone who has no Force ability going to do? This is why pitting people from universes with utterly different rules doesn't work very well.


1st off the OP clearly states that only movie versons are to be used so no matter how much uber shit these guys have done in the books/comics they are limited to their movie portrayals only. And from their movie showing their speed is not matching most of these vamps.

When have any of these Sith crossed a room as such speeds that no one can react like Russel has been shown to do easily? Even when surrounded by other extremely fast vampires Russel just appears to be a blur to them. Or when has any of these Sith covered miles in moments like that homo Cullen? They are just outmatched in the speed department.

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Force users have pretty fast reflexes as well, and I doubt every vamp is gonna try a speed-blitz right from the start.


Faster than human no doubt but not anywhere near as fast as these vamps have shown. Black Hat looked like he punched a guy. Just punched and the guy went flying super far. Then after a moment the guy realised he wasn't just punched but his heart was actually ripped out. Do you realise how amazingly fast you'd have to be to pull that crap off. The Priest didn't even know his HEART had been forcfully RIPPED FROM HIS CHEST!!!!

Now if the Sith were allowed their book showings then you'd have an argument but in the movies they were nowhere near the speed they need to be here nor do they have the power showings (lightning shields, holding people in place, moving faster than eyes can follow, ect)


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Force-Speed, an ability granted to Force Users:


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