Fictional fantasy land vs. fictional fantasy land in an epic war type siege thread. Each side is separated by 20 miles in between them. This is Tim Burton's Alice film.
War is always about sex. Troy started over sex rights for one movie (and the resources of Asia Minor), Alexander the Great left on his war campaign so he could screw his gay partner where no one would catch him out (and go down in history), Hitler... well hitler was a psycho.
SEX IS WAR.
And the Witches Obliterate if they beat he Jubowoki, so its WItches vs Jubowoki! THe rest can fight is they want but it will have no effect on the outcome.
I told you, both armies can fight as much as they want, and in all honesty those flying Baboons are probably the best soldier to utilise. The card and chess warriors with superior armour will probably wreck the Oh Wee OH Guards. But I feel that they will be torn apart by the Baboons. The Jubowoki defeats everything in its path and needs to be the key siege tool if they were to take the emerald city, but he is vulnerable to the wicked witches and they should use hit and run tactics as to avoid them. But once and all out assault is under way from Oz, the green dudes act as cannon fodder (pawns), the Baboons swoop in and destroy, and the Witches can take care of all the AiW heroes. ANd then its a face off against the Jubowoki.
I'm sure the Cheshire cat can take out a few witches but I think he'll eventually get cut down and once he does I can't think of anything else in the Wonderland universe that stands even close to what the witches have in their arsenal. I'm sure there is a strong argument to be made in defense of, Wonderand but I really don't know or care enough to go back watch the movies lol. Although, going off of what I remember I think that focusing on the caterpillar and Cheshire cat could amount a decent argument.
We know that Oz is capable of great offensive magic. However, Wonderland isn't without it's magic. It may be argued that, Wonderland possess a more powerful base of magic than OZ because everything, in Wonerland is seemingly based in or works off of magic. For example, isn't it plausible to assume that many of the potions in Wonderland could be mass produced into a weapon? Take the potions that allow people to shrink and grow massively tall. If that potion has an endless source then I don't think there is anything in the world of OZ that can defend against an army of 200 foot tall and microscopic soldiers. Taking that proposal even further, what if the shrinking potion were used to shrink it's enemies.
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I think Oz has greater attack potential, but Wonderland is more... nonsensical (?) in its "natural" laws. I would imagine it would be harder to inflict damage upon.
I dunno. Maybe the two worlds should just open an arena and let Dorothy and Alice go at it.
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