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Anton Chirgurh vs. John McClane

Anton feels McClane inconvenienced him and will stop at nothing to kill him. Both men start outside a normal city block away from each other. Regular suburban neighborhood with both men armed. Anton has his specialized weaponry.

Who wins ?


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McClane's back in your head; in your worst nightmares.

But in the odd scenario you set up: McClane shoots Anton in the face while Anton is walking up to McClane with his homemade cattle-gun. /thread

ps Love that you're sporting a Thanos sig/avvy since I pointed out that Thanos was made into a ***** by a lackey loser like Ronan. You're so easy to manipulate.


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Anton is hit by Meteorite!


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Originally posted by Robtard
McClane's back in your head; in your worst nightmares.

But in the scenario you set up: McClane shoots Anton in the face while Anton is walking up to McClane with his homemade cattle-gun. /thread

ps Love that you're sporting a Thanos sig/avvy since I poijnted out that Thanos was made into a ***** by a lackey loser like Ronan. You're so easy to manipulate.
This thread was made in response to another fanboy. This is to prove a point.


Anton displayed far more marksmanship and tactical awareness than McClane ever had. Anton would kill the entire McClane calm as Johnny boy would try to escape his fate as well.


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McClane trumps Anton in every way imaginable.

McClane outwitted a building full of terrorists and a Green Beret squad. Anton couldn't get the drop on hick Llewlyn and his only offensive kill was a small town hick cop who Anton is lucky as phucking hell had nobody else in the precinct with him, and 4 Mexicans (who didn't have their guns on them at the time) whom he ambushed in a hotel room. McClane is very well known for setting traps, and his ability to immediately deduce the best outcome of a situation, no matter how seemingly insurmountable, using lateral thinking is only rivaled by Bauer , Bourne, and Westen.

Anton couldn't hit hick Llewlyn; McClane quickdraws terrorists with machines guns drawn on him and has the reflexes, accuracy, intelligence, and quick-mindedness to, in the 2 seconds in which he saw he had helicopter with a machine gun pointed directly at him, immediately figured out the way to take out the helicopter was to shoot a small wire next to it, which he did, causing the helicopter to explode.

Anton got his chump arm broken in a car crash whereas Mcclane survives the kinetic impact of buildings exploding around him unscratched.

McClane wins this 10/10, with the most likely outcome being Anton creeping around some suburban backyard with his shotgun and getting his page-boy-haircut-ass killed by a trap Mcclane made out of a barbeque grill.


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Originally posted by quanchi112
This thread was made in response to another fanboy. This is to prove a point.


Anton displayed far more marksmanship and tactical awareness than McClane ever had. Anton would kill the entire McClane calm as Johnny boy would try to escape his fate as well.


So you admit you thought you were making a spite thread but the way you set it up, McClane wins; easily too. ie your spite thread blew up in your face; another glorious win for McClane.


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Originally posted by Lestov16
Anton is lucky as phucking hell


As Lucky as Mclane??? The Denizen of not being hit by bullets?


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McClane gets captured a lot. Chigurh was nicknamed the ghost in his movie because the cops couldn't predict what he was doing. He went at all sides and came out on top. He even survived the car crash and got away despite his bone sticking out of his arm. The guy was arrested and got out of it. McClane is a dead man.


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The only time Anton walks into a fair fight (Against Llewlyn) not only does he fail to kill his opponent, but he himself is injured.

He also was entirely unwilling to enter into a scuffle with Tommy-Lee Jones, opting to hide instead.

All of his kills are against unarmed people (Like Llewlyn's wife), people who he gets the drop on, or both.

McClane wins far more often than he loses.

Anton's the better character from the better movie though.


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As Lucky as Mclane??? The Denizen of not being hit by bullets?
McClane's been shot (he keeps on going though), but if you factor in the number of bullets fired at him to the number that hit, it's pathetically low; not even a single percent.


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So you admit you thought you were making a spite thread but the way you set it up, McClane wins; easily too. ie your spite thread blew up in your face; another glorious win for McClane.
You don't know what the definition of spite is.

Based off what does McClane win ?

Anton will kill the family if John won't come in. In character, Hispanic.


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Even regarding luck, Mcclane's is stronger. McClane's luck works on military-trained terrorists, whereas Anton's works on small town hick cops. McClane has killed every person he has attempted to kill at the time he attempted to kill them (besides Karl). Anton couldn't even kill a hick.


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Originally posted by NemeBro
The only time Anton walks into a fair fight (Against Llewlyn) not only does he fail to kill his opponent, but he himself is injured.

He also was entirely unwilling to enter into a scuffle with Tommy-Lee Jones, opting to hide instead.

All of his kills are against unarmed people (Like Llewlyn's wife), people who he gets the drop on, or both.

McClane wins far more often than he loses.

Anton's the better character from the better movie though.
You're lying that all of his kills are against unarmed men.

Why fight when you don't have to and it accomplishes nothing. Tommy knew he was outmatched.

He is highly skilled at getting the drop on people.

Based off what does McClane win ?


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You don't know what the definition of spite is.

Based off what does McClane win ?

Anton will kill the family if John won't come in. In character, Hispanic.


"irony"

5 (going on 6) films of McClane killing opponents. Who has Anton killed that puts him on McClane's level?

And the veiled racism comes out cos you got your ass sliced off and handed to you again in yet another thread. Sorry you're a loser who loses; no need to be an angry racist though.


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Originally posted by quanchi112
McClane gets captured a lot. Chigurh was nicknamed the ghost in his movie because the cops couldn't predict what he was doing. He went at all sides and came out on top. He even survived the car crash and got away despite his bone sticking out of his arm. The guy was arrested and got out of it. McClane is a dead man.


Context, motherphucker! Do you speak it?


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"irony"

5 (going on 6) films of McClane killing opponents.

And the veiled racism comes out cos you got your ass sliced off and handed to you again in yet another thread. Sorry you're a loser who loses.
He has been in more movies and been captured before. He also relies on help. He needs computer geeks in basements.


Hispanic is not a racist term, g unit. Anton wins due to superior awareness, marksmanship, getting the drop on him, and killing those without mercy he has at his mercy.


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You're lying that all of his kills are against unarmed men.


Read what I wrote again.

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Why fight when you don't have to and it accomplishes nothing. Tommy knew he was outmatched.


So outmatched he hid in a cupboard quivering in fear. Wait no, that was Anton.

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He is highly skilled at getting the drop on people.


Who aren't prepared for him. From a single city block away Anton might start out in McClane's sight depending on if they're both on the same street or building layout. And McClane is likely armed with a gun better suited for that distance.

Actually one question, does McClane know Anton is coming for him?

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Based off what does McClane win ?


The films.


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Context, motherphucker! Do you speak it?
You aren't funny. At least try to form a coherent argument and quit being a second class citizen to Robbie. I used to own you and now you've fallen in with the ese.


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Looks like racist quan is back and he is still obsessed with McClane.


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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.

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Quan is the first racist black man I met.


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