__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
The Marvel team will get obliterated in CQC. Even Cap can't survive long against a turtle. Bucky is the only real threat to the turtles and only because of his weapons. Falcon can probably be helpful because of his flight.
But Cap and Widow won't really do much here. Hawkeye would actually do better
Turtles stomp. Falcon might be an inconvenience because he can fly, but that flight pack is kinda flimsy, so when the turtles do get their hands on him they will tear it apart.
__________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Well the Marvel team does have a chance to win... though it's quite bleak. They can still win through pure firearms. Have Falcon spray them with bullets and keep them on the defensive, get Bucky to bombard the turtles with explosives while Cap protects Bucky from any ninja stars thrown his way, then get Natasha to stick to pistols and see if she can hit the turtles in the head or something.
Of course, this whole plan only works if the Marvel team knows what they're up against. If they use their standard tactics then they'll get stomped.