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Smile Ozymandias vs Melinda May

Fight takes place in a supermarket. May thinks Ozy has killed her team, Ozy thinks she is about to reveal his plan to the world. Win by ko, kill it submission. Who wins?


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Seriously? Ozy destroys her.


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Melinda and it’s a stomp


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Lol she is weak as shit. I can beat her.
Ozy can beat 5 of her easily


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Originally posted by h1a8
Lol she is weak as shit. I can beat her.
Ozy can beat 5 of her easily



You're delusional


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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.

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Lol she is weak as shit. I can beat her.
Ozy can beat 5 of her easily


laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing


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Ozy duh.


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Ozy hasn’t fought anyone even remotely skilled
Melinda stomps


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Ozy casually murders her.


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Originally posted by h1a8
Lol she is weak as shit. I can beat her.
Ozy can beat 5 of her easily


Prove that you could defeat Melinda May.


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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.

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Lol she is weak as shit. I can beat her.


Here you go, H1:



Some of May's feats. And that's just from season 3 & 4. There is plenty more where that came from.

Now, please post video footage of your own superior H2H achievements in order to back your claim that you could beat her in a fight.

And personal anecdotes and statements won't cut it. I want actual visible, tangible evidence that the rest of us can scrutinise, considering I have provided that for May.


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Here you go, H1:



Some of May's feats. And that's just from season 3 & 4. There is plenty more where that came from.

Now, please post video footage of your own superior H2H achievements in order to back your claim that you could beat her in a fight.

And personal anecdotes and statements won't cut it. I want actual visible, tangible evidence that the rest of us can scrutinise, considering I have provided that for May.


I have years fighting experience. I'm not a professional mma fighter but I'm far better than the average man in fighting (especially boxing).

I studied boxing, karate, king fu, wrestling (high school), jiu jitsu (some Brazilian), etc.
I'm very fast and very strong.

If we go by visual speed (as you do for Baleman) then I'm far faster than her. She wouldn't be able to land a hit on me.

This is my opinion of course.
How do you think she would do against a professional mma male fighter her weight?


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The best way to judge the skill of someone is to see how they defend and counter against a very skilled attack (not some slow telegraphed shit made for TV).


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Originally posted by h1a8
I have years fighting experience. I'm not a professional mma fighter but I'm far better than the average man in fighting (especially boxing).

I studied boxing, karate, king fu, wrestling (high school), jiu jitsu (some Brazilian), etc.
I'm very fast and very strong.

If we go by visual speed (as you do for Baleman) then I'm far faster than her. She wouldn't be able to land a hit on me.

This is my opinion of course.
How do you think she would do against a professional mma male fighter her weight?


Melinda May, by feats and statements, is considered a peer to Black Widow, in universe.

Phuck off with that Baleman shit. In those very threads, I specifically was still giving him the benefit of the doubt and even said we could use implied speed if you want to. You're confusing me with people like Inhuman and others. And convenient how you now suddenly want to use visual speed when you always use implied speed when it suits you.

And what did I say? No one cares about your personal anecdotes and unbacked claims. After all, by your own standards after Thor Ragnarok came out, for all we know, your claims could be exaggerated or completely made up. So, post evidence that the rest of us can actually study, or STFU.


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The best way to judge the skill of someone is to see how they defend and counter against a very skilled attack (not some slow telegraphed shit made for TV).


Like you do for Baleman, Bane and mr. Miyagi?


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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.

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Ozy beats Her, Widow and Barton together.


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But does Ozy beat H1?


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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.

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Originally posted by h1a8
I have years fighting experience. I'm not a professional mma fighter but I'm far better than the average man in fighting (especially boxing).

I studied boxing, karate, king fu, wrestling (high school), jiu jitsu (some Brazilian), etc.
I'm very fast and very strong.

If we go by visual speed (as you do for Baleman) then I'm far faster than her. She wouldn't be able to land a hit on me.

This is my opinion of course.
How do you think she would do against a professional mma male fighter her weight?
Incredible.


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Anyway, ignoring H1's latest bout of mental diarrhea, I think most people agree that Ozy does in fact win this. Too big of a stat advantage IMO.


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