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Wolverine has sliced Turtles for dinner
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The Ninja Turtles win
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(2014/2016 Film) Ninja Turtles -vs- Wolverine (X-Men: Last Stand) Started by: CaveDude33211
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CaveDude33211
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(2014/2016 Film) Ninja Turtles -vs- Wolverine (X-Men: Last Stand)
Location: New York Times Square at night
After successfully raping Captain America, the Ninja Turtles sexual-appetite is not yet satiated.
The Turtles hunt around in the darkness, drooling, their hands covered in sticky semen.
They see Wolverine up ahead.
Wolverine is busy tracking Magneto, but he notices the Turtles.
Wolverine turns around and sees the Turtles staring at him, lust in their eyes.
The Ninja Turtles want to beat Wolverine up and rape him.
Wolverine pops his claws.
Who wins?
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Jan 28th, 2020 06:17 AM
carthage
PLEASE PROTECT ME STONES
Gender: Male Location: THE BLACK LODGE
Logan gets bodied
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Jan 28th, 2020 07:54 AM
riv6672
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by carthage
Bane dies.
^^^agreed.
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Jan 28th, 2020 10:02 AM
BruceSkywalker
The BatLord of the Jedi
Gender: Male Location: The Batcave
bane seemingly dies
logan gets obliterated
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THE TRIAL NEVER ENDS...thanks steve
Jan 28th, 2020 07:23 PM
CaveDude33211
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Jan 29th, 2020 11:02 AM
Lighter332
Jake Skywalker
Gender: Male Location: Right in front of you.
Wolverine slices the Ninja Turtles dicks off.
Wolverine wins.
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Jan 30th, 2020 04:02 PM
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