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Jack Burton
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Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) with Gracie Law (Kim Cattrall).
Jack Burton was just your normal truck driver, minding his own business. He was visiting his buddy Wang Chi in San Francisco's Chinatown (not to mention winning most of his cash) when all of a sudden, he gets caught up in some serious shit.
Wang's fiancee is kidnapped, and for Jack, the ultimate insult is when the bad guys steal his beloved truck. But that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Chinese ghosts, ancient prophecies, long-standing blood feuds and everything else in between. This is going to be one hell of a vacation for Mr. Burton.
Most memorable moment: Trying to act macho in front of Lo Pan and Thunder after sucking face with Gracie Law.
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
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