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Raz
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Worlds Funniest Joke

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Not bad for a psychiatrist!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2297365.stm

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Oct 7th, 2002 02:11 PM

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finti
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must be swedish hunters

Oct 7th, 2002 02:12 PM

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Fire
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hehe not bad smile

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mah
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still, not sure if it really is the worlds funniest

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Oct 7th, 2002 02:15 PM

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queeq
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Lovely.

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Oct 7th, 2002 02:21 PM

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Dim
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Yeah..how do you evalute that..

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Oct 7th, 2002 02:26 PM

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queeq
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Just pick the one people laugh the loudest at.

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Oct 7th, 2002 02:32 PM

Raz
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Heres a US-version of the joke:

quote:
�A couple of New Jersey gangsters are out in the hood when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn�t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
�The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: �My friend is dead! What can I do?�
�The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: �Just take it easy. I can help. First, let�s make sure he�s dead.�
�There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy�s voice comes back on the line. He says: �OK, now what?�

Anyone else got a favorite joke?

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Corran
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The favourite Scottish one is funny too.

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Ushgarak
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Incidentally, trust the Americans to mess up this one... their geographical funniest joke was sabotaged.

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Dexx
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hehe..funny

Oct 7th, 2002 07:03 PM

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mechmoggy
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I think my all time fave is that old chestnut....

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This horse walks into a pub bar and the barman says......

"Why the long face?"

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Simple but funny. big grin

Very similar to this one too.....

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This grizzly bear walks into a pub bar and says, "Can I have a pint of beer and ................................................... a packet of crisps please?"

To which the barman replies, "Why the big paws?".

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mah
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now *those* are great!

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Oct 7th, 2002 09:13 PM

Corran
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Man walks into a bar and says 'Ow'.

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Lara
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Location: Some where in the Poison Ivy

typically lame, but still amusing!

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queeq
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Lara
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You know Queeq! I can do that too, except better!
roll eyes (sarcastic)

so :b

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Oct 9th, 2002 09:27 AM

finti
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In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Ireland, dissatisfied with both these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of the quivalent of a crate of Guinness they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Oct 9th, 2002 02:39 PM