what do you do in these situations

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what do you do in these situations

1. your stranded on a boat and dont know when help will come, it can be days or months, and your fat crew mate is rapidly eating all the food and would not stop.

2.it is revealed that we are in fact living in a matrix and in reality were in the year 2100 were computers gained self awareness.

3. smellovision is created.

4. a guy has killed a family memeber of yours, and is found not guilty but you know he did it and where he lives.

5. the united states discoverse a ufo near the orbit of our moon and sends a a probe to monitor it. the probe is instantly vaporised by the ship and they quickly launch another, the second one is vaporised and the space ships starts heading for earth.

6. we start to see beyond our observable universe and discover that the universe we know is actually contained in object by some higher presence and that were just some sort of lab experiment

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Re: what do you do in these situations

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
1. your stranded on a boat and dont know when help will come, it can be days or months, and your fat crew mate is rapidly eating all the food and would not stop.

2.it is revealed that we are in fact living in a matrix and in reality were in the year 2100 were computers gained self awareness.

3. smellovision is created.

4. a guy has killed a family memeber of yours, and is found not guilty but you know he did it and where he lives.

5. the united states discoverse a ufo near the orbit of our moon and sends a a probe to monitor it. the probe is instantly vaporised by the ship and they quickly launch another, the second one is vaporised and the space ships starts heading for earth.

6. we start to see beyond our observable universe and discover that the universe we know is actually contained in object by some higher presence and that were just some sort of lab experiment

Maybe one thing at a time, or two unknown superheros fighting each other. 😛

Wild Shadow Restricted

Re: what do you do in these situations

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
1. your stranded on a boat and dont know when help will come, it can be days or months, and your fat crew mate is rapidly eating all the food and would not stop.

2.it is revealed that we are in fact living in a matrix and in reality were in the year 2100 were computers gained self awareness.

3. smellovision is created.

4. a guy has killed a family memeber of yours, and is found not guilty but you know he did it and where he lives.

5. the united states discoverse a ufo near the orbit of our moon and sends a a probe to monitor it. the probe is instantly vaporised by the ship and they quickly launch another, the second one is vaporised and the space ships starts heading for earth.

6. we start to see beyond our observable universe and discover that the universe we know is actually contained in object by some higher presence and that were just some sort of lab experiment

1. kill him b4 it really even becomes an issue..
2. type and ponder if it is actually a form of telepathy and try to warp my current reality or look at more porn more then i do now. 'load me up"
Mouse: i think he likes it...
Me: i know all porn.
3. watch a lot of movies with hot smokey babes..
4. he be dead if he wasnt in jail during trial.
5. stay home and possibly buy guns ammo and food prior to it landing. i be killing humans and aliens if things popped off since it would just give me an excuse to be me.
6. wouldnt bother me or change how i behave.. actually i probably start killing ppl as an excuse to be me.

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

7. What would you do if you lived next to Wild Shadow? 😱 😆

Wild Shadow Restricted

probably try to kill each other since we cant abide two sharing the same terrain.

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
probably try to kill each other since we cant abide two sharing the same terrain.

😆 I would just move. 😛

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How in the blue f*ck is this considered suitable for general discussion?

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Pm Impediment.

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King

Re: what do you do in these situations

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
1. your stranded on a boat and dont know when help will come, it can be days or months, and your fat crew mate is rapidly eating all the food and would not stop.

Kill him and sacrifice the body to the food god.

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
2.it is revealed that we are in fact living in a matrix and in reality were in the year 2100 were computers gained self awareness.

Go about my daily life as usual.

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
3. smellovision is created.

Go about my daily life as usual.

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
4. a guy has killed a family memeber of yours, and is found not guilty but you know he did it and where he lives.

Hunt down and eat the judge and jury.

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
5. the united states discoverse a ufo near the orbit of our moon and sends a a probe to monitor it. the probe is instantly vaporised by the ship and they quickly launch another, the second one is vaporised and the space ships starts heading for earth.

Form a ragtag group of freedom fighters and die several days later when we get used as canon fodder by the main character.

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
6. we start to see beyond our observable universe and discover that the universe we know is actually contained in object by some higher presence and that were just some sort of lab experiment

Go about my daily life as usual.

Deja~vu Dreamer

Re: what do you do in these situations

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
1. your stranded on a boat and dont know when help will come, it can be days or months, and your fat crew mate is rapidly eating all the food and would not stop.

2.it is revealed that we are in fact living in a matrix and in reality were in the year 2100 were computers gained self awareness.

3. smellovision is created.

4. a guy has killed a family memeber of yours, and is found not guilty but you know he did it and where he lives.

5. the united states discoverse a ufo near the orbit of our moon and sends a a probe to monitor it. the probe is instantly vaporised by the ship and they quickly launch another, the second one is vaporised and the space ships starts heading for earth.

6. we start to see beyond our observable universe and discover that the universe we know is actually contained in object by some higher presence and that were just some sort of lab experiment

You were smoking weed, weren't you? LOL

1. OK - Somehow I'd have to ditch the pig.
2. I'd try to change my identy.
3. I've been wishing for that.
4. I'd have to let the authorities know. but no one will know its me that told
5. I'd take off for the hills and live on fruits and berries. This is coming, I just know it and I have the edible plants books.. LOL
6. What? This isn't true??

Ms.Marvel Don't wanna die...

for all of them, id probably go to sleep

Rogue Jedi Restricted

OK, serious answer:

1. Tie him down and feed him rations.

2. Go back to sleep.

3. Cover my nose.

4. Depends on the family member.

5. Shit my pants.

6. Go back to sleep.

Moscow Gunblade Wielder

Re: what do you do in these situations

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
1. your stranded on a boat and dont know when help will come, it can be days or months, and your fat crew mate is rapidly eating all the food and would not stop.

2.it is revealed that we are in fact living in a matrix and in reality were in the year 2100 were computers gained self awareness.

3. smellovision is created.

4. a guy has killed a family memeber of yours, and is found not guilty but you know he did it and where he lives.

5. the united states discoverse a ufo near the orbit of our moon and sends a a probe to monitor it. the probe is instantly vaporised by the ship and they quickly launch another, the second one is vaporised and the space ships starts heading for earth.

6. we start to see beyond our observable universe and discover that the universe we know is actually contained in object by some higher presence and that were just some sort of lab experiment

1. Suffocate the crew mate and then eat him. Once all the food was depleted and still no help came, my life is pretty much done then. If you're in that situation, you shouldn't shy away from cannibalism. We're not that far removed from animals.

2. Have a brief moment of enlightenment and then realize that this situation is no different than the one I am living in now.

3. A horrible thing. I'd be able to smell everyone's BO wherever I went. ****ing nasty.

4. Depends on the family member (only my parents and baby sister I care about). If the dude killed any of those three and was acquitted, I'd put a bullet in his brain and then send his corpse back to his children to view. If he killed any of my other family, I'd party with him.

5. I'd send the aliens Natti Ice. One drink from that and the aliens would have their bladders explode from the horrible liquid.

6. Do whatever. Life would mean nothing. Killing and pillaging would mean everything.

All six answered in a brutally honest way. I'm drinking hard liquor atm

Juk3n Devils Advocate

Re: what do you do in these situations

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
1. your stranded on a boat and dont know when help will come, it can be days or months, and your fat crew mate is rapidly eating all the food and would not stop.

2.it is revealed that we are in fact living in a matrix and in reality were in the year 2100 were computers gained self awareness.

3. smellovision is created.

4. a guy has killed a family memeber of yours, and is found not guilty but you know he did it and where he lives.

5. the united states discoverse a ufo near the orbit of our moon and sends a a probe to monitor it. the probe is instantly vaporised by the ship and they quickly launch another, the second one is vaporised and the space ships starts heading for earth.

6. we start to see beyond our observable universe and discover that the universe we know is actually contained in object by some higher presence and that were just some sort of lab experiment

1. Try my best to explain the situation as urgently as i can, if this fails id knock him out, tie him up, feed him his rations properly all the whiletelling him it's for the best.

2. Stay in the matrix. Wearing a t-shirt that says "free me when it's safe kthxbai"

3. meh, care not.

4. Lots of torture.

5. Get in the basement, protect my household, what could i do?

6. Live on, obviously were powerless.

Bicnarok From Ganymede

Re: what do you do in these situations

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
1. your stranded on a boat and dont know when help will come, it can be days or months, and your fat crew mate is rapidly eating all the food and would not stop.

2.it is revealed that we are in fact living in a matrix and in reality were in the year 2100 were computers gained self awareness.

3. smellovision is created.

4. a guy has killed a family memeber of yours, and is found not guilty but you know he did it and where he lives.

5. the united states discoverse a ufo near the orbit of our moon and sends a a probe to monitor it. the probe is instantly vaporised by the ship and they quickly launch another, the second one is vaporised and the space ships starts heading for earth.

6. we start to see beyond our observable universe and discover that the universe we know is actually contained in object by some higher presence and that were just some sort of lab experiment

1. convince the person with threat of violence to stop it, then ration the food.

2. get on with life, what else can one do.

3.Remember not to get one

4. nothing, revenge solves nothing

5. same as 2.

6. same as 2.

Wild Shadow Restricted

bumpity bump.

more ppl need to post on this

gogogadgetgo Senior Member

Re: what do you do in these situations

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
1. your stranded on a boat and dont know when help will come, it can be days or months, and your fat crew mate is rapidly eating all the food and would not stop.

2.it is revealed that we are in fact living in a matrix and in reality were in the year 2100 were computers gained self awareness.

3. smellovision is created.

4. a guy has killed a family memeber of yours, and is found not guilty but you know he did it and where he lives.

5. the united states discoverse a ufo near the orbit of our moon and sends a a probe to monitor it. the probe is instantly vaporised by the ship and they quickly launch another, the second one is vaporised and the space ships starts heading for earth.

6. we start to see beyond our observable universe and discover that the universe we know is actually contained in object by some higher presence and that were just some sort of lab experiment

1. depends. if i liked the guy i'd just straight out kill him with a fryingpan. if i wtf disliked the guy i'd hit him with a fryingpan, tie him up and watch him starve.

2. break free then sex-up all the sleeping hot chicks

3. meh

4. kidnap the bastard then beat him up till he's near death. nurse back to health, beat him up again till he's near death. nurse back to health. beath him up again till he's near death, nurse back to health.........repeat for 10 years. then cut off his testicles then nurse back to health. cut off his testicles then nurse back to health. pluck out an eye then nurse back to health. pluck out the other eye and then nurse back to health. cut off a finger..........you get the picture

5. wrap aluminum foil around my head so the aliens cant read my mind. then go to mcdonalds for a bigmac.

6. gives me a reason to swing around my 2x4 at everyone

heru Senior Member

Re: what do you do in these situations

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
1. your stranded on a boat and dont know when help will come, it can be days or months, and your fat crew mate is rapidly eating all the food and would not stop.

2.it is revealed that we are in fact living in a matrix and in reality were in the year 2100 were computers gained self awareness.

3. smellovision is created.

4. a guy has killed a family memeber of yours, and is found not guilty but you know he did it and where he lives.

5. the united states discoverse a ufo near the orbit of our moon and sends a a probe to monitor it. the probe is instantly vaporised by the ship and they quickly launch another, the second one is vaporised and the space ships starts heading for earth.

6. we start to see beyond our observable universe and discover that the universe we know is actually contained in object by some higher presence and that were just some sort of lab experiment

1. Tie his fat ass up and feed him when I think he should eat.
2. Wake me up so I can fight.
3. Not a big deal. I can live without it.
4. Where's a Hitman when you need one.
5. Consider me part of the resistance.
6. What can you do other then to continue to live.

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
1. your stranded on a boat and dont know when help will come, it can be days or months, and your fat crew mate is rapidly eating all the food and would not stop.

2.it is revealed that we are in fact living in a matrix and in reality were in the year 2100 were computers gained self awareness.

3. smellovision is created.

4. a guy has killed a family memeber of yours, and is found not guilty but you know he did it and where he lives.

5. the united states discoverse a ufo near the orbit of our moon and sends a a probe to monitor it. the probe is instantly vaporised by the ship and they quickly launch another, the second one is vaporised and the space ships starts heading for earth.

6. we start to see beyond our observable universe and discover that the universe we know is actually contained in object by some higher presence and that were just some sort of lab experiment


1. Request that his fat ass start sharing some. Then push him overboard when he says no.

2. Go plug my USB 11.0 into one of Honks' 78 USB ports.

3. Smellovision? Go buy Eau de John Lennon.

4. If he can get away with it so can I.

5. USA has over 9000 nukes, fire almost all of them at that mother****er. If none of them hit, fire the last one at our own country.

6. As in MIB? See response #2. Except replace penis for USB 11.0 for penis and USB port for vagina.