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BackFire
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something really disgusting
well for those of you who dont know, micheal bay is in the process of ruining one of the greatest horror movies of all time, he's remaking the texas chainsaw massacre, and i just went over to imdb.com and saw a very disgusting plot outline of the remake....here you go...
Plot Outline: Less gory and more thrilling remake of the 1974 shocker classic about young adults touring rural Texas and finding trouble in the form of a cannibalistic family.
also jessica beil is going to star in it
anyone who has seen this movie knows that to make this movie more thrilling is so impossible its laughable, but to say that in the plot outline is a total insult to the original which for its time, and still is the most thrilling and horrifying film every made. micheal bay should stick with his high budget no skill action movies he's always been attached to and stay away from genres that take actual talent to make.
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Hey it could be worse just think if Joel Schumacher, the man who killed Batman (i.e. Batman and Robin '97), was doing the film. Also, I agree with everything you said about Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It's just another attempt at ruining a classic for the sack of the almighty dollar. When will it end?
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BackFire
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joel schumacher is a good director, have you seen tigerland?
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I thought George Clooney killed Batman
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Jul 21st, 2002 02:57 PM |
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Bay ain't directing, just producing. While being a Bay fan, I also can't see why he is even bothering to make this film, the original was long and boring in my opinion.
BTW, do you really wanna know something disgusting? Guess who's playing Leatherface? RYAN PHILLIPE!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!
Actually, now I can't wait for this film. It's gonna be hilarious!
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Jul 21st, 2002 03:15 PM |
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Tex
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Whoose directing?
I think it's a great idea!!!!!!!!!
He's going to **** up the movie soooo bad, the greatness of the original will be even more evident.
What a dork!
He should play leatherface, ugly prick! Wouldn't need any makeup! What a piece of shit!!!
They better not even film in Texas!!! What an insult!!!!!! 
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Jul 21st, 2002 04:50 PM |
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Bay should never have touched this crap, luckily he want be directing it!!! Ryan Phillipe in the lead!this movie is doomed to be a flop!! and it will be butched by the critics!!!
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Jul 21st, 2002 05:34 PM |
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ooookay, from now on the bay fan-clan should be marked 'insane' for ever.
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Jul 21st, 2002 05:43 PM |
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I am insane! 
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Jul 21st, 2002 05:46 PM |
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wots wrong with being insane???
blabdawab gobby bogroll. iwenttothetoiletandsawamicrophoneinthesea!!! maaahhhhwwwwwaaaahhhhwwwwaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!! urrrrrgggghhhhh.
doesanyoneherelikefish???
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Jul 21st, 2002 07:21 PM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
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you gotta be kidding, phillipe is playing leatherface!??!?? thats horrible. he's just some skinny little dipcrap. leatherface is supposed to be a big intimidating guy, not a pretty boy... jesus christ. im speechless.
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Jul 21st, 2002 10:04 PM |
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Bad Boy
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Oh man! This is soooooo funny! I'm now an even bigger Bay fan than before!
Are you crying yet Mr Backfire?
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Jul 21st, 2002 10:09 PM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
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nah, if anything it will just make me apreciate how great teh original is. i actually wanna see it now if you're serious about phillipe, that will be hilarious. although i dunno what micheal bay was thinking when he thought he had any kind of right to touch this masterpiece. leave it to bay to ruin teh greatest horror movie ever.
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Jul 21st, 2002 10:18 PM |
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Bad Boy
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Don't worry Bay ain't directing. But don't be too hard on Bay. He's only done 4 films and they are all of the same genre. In years to come he would have expanded. Who knows, if he were directing, it might be better than the original. I can't really see how it could get worse! 
BTW, a first time feature film director is directing. He's a former music video director.
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Jul 21st, 2002 10:22 PM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
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it could get much worse, especially if bay was directing. and it will get much worse with this remake because bay is trying to cash in on its name even if it means ruining the brilliance of the original movie.
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Jul 21st, 2002 10:25 PM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
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for the first time ever, i agree with thomas h, bay never should have touched this.
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Jul 21st, 2002 10:29 PM |
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Tex
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Jessica Beil sucks too! 
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Jul 22nd, 2002 12:21 AM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
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its going to be such an insult to teh original. did they learn nothing when they remade psycho a few years back. dont mess with perfection.
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Jul 22nd, 2002 07:33 AM |
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ToMacco
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Yes, BackFire. That is rediculous and disgusting.
Producers will do anything to try to make a dollar.
I WILL NOT go see this movie. Just like I never paid any money to see the Psycho remake.
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Jul 23rd, 2002 04:06 AM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
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good, im glad to hear that im not the only one outraged by this autrocity. i think its sad and shamefull to the film industry
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