Fat Bastard versus Porky!!!

Fat Bastard (Austin Powers) versus Porky (Porky's 1 and 2), both starving, fighting over a plate of ribs. Who wins?

shit. wrong forum......requesting to be moved.

The Real Fat Bastard, Chubby brown.🙂

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Fat Bastard (Austin Powers) versus Porky (Porky's 1 and 2), both starving, fighting over a plate of ribs. Who wins?

Neither is yours 😂

Thanx Lil!!!! headbang

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Funny thread idea, but easy.

Easy. Porky eats the newly slimmed down artist formerly known as "Fat Bastard" for breakfast.

Gross, but highly probable.

Which has the greatest on screen pie count..? 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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Funny thread idea, but easy.

Easy. Porky eats the newly slimmed down artist formerly known as "Fat Bastard" for breakfast.

Gross, but highly probable.

Which has the greatest on screen pie count..? 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
😂
Funny thread idea, but easy.

Easy. Porky eats the newly slimmed down artist formerly known as "Fat Bastard" for breakfast.

Gross, but highly probable.

Which has the greatest on screen pie count..? 😛

I was being facetious, and vaguely self parodizing of course.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
But how would Fat Bastard's newly formed vagina-neck factor into this?

well unless he has a machine gun hidden all up in it.. probably it wont much. Except on hilarity, of course.

Have to give this one to Fat Bastard, he was definitely fatter, ergo his eating abilities are probably in the epic range.

Though I do recall Porky being exceptionally good at ebing a total bastard, but this is a food contest.

Hmm, eating contest......