We were watching Transformers 2 and the dude sitting in the front row started puking. I said: "Damn, this movie is so insane, that guy's head exploded" the whole theater started smelling like vomit and as we left my friends thought the metal on the robots smelled realistic. Jackasses.
Some idiot, who was sitting directly behind my three friends and I, was delivering his own commentary track about his disdain for the movie. This went on until Gandalf returned to the Shire to speak with Frodo about the One Ring.
Finally, I stood up, turned around, and yelled at this asshat to SHUT THE HELL UP! My three friends also stood up with me.
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I can't watch a movie in peace while there are children crying for reasons I don't give a crap about. The whining is so unbearable and I nearly went Brian Griffin on them (if you watched Family Guy you know what I mean) but thankfully the mother always took them out of the theater.
I went and saw The Day After Tomorrow in 2004 but unfortunately the only seats available were at the bottom and while watching the movie, my back was in serious pain and because I was so close to the screen, my eyes kept hurting.
I went and saw G.I. Joe the Rise of Cobra today and what ruined it for me were the annoying ass subtitles that just wouldn't go away.
In all my years of watching movie, I've had only one bad experience..
Back in '82, while watching Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan for the second time, this dumb f^ck in front of me and my older brother started quoting lines from Space Seed, right before Khan revealed himself to Chekov and Terrell so I stood up and told him to shut the f^ck up or he was gonna face my wrath.. he sat down, quiet as a mouse as everyone smiled and enjoyed the rest of the movie
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2005 Episode III...40 year olds waving around plastic color tubes and making their own woooosh noises. Then during the movie even worse....every three minutes the hooting and cheering...oh gawd!
Some stupid chick in a movie in "The Incredible Hulk" was talking really loud, down in front, and she was laughing like a hyiena. She did this off and on for about five minutes. Then some dude behind me and to the left yelled, "SHUT THE **** UP YOU STUPID *****!"
The whole theatre INSTANTLY started cheering very loudly like their favorite football/futbol team just scored the winning touchdown/goal. It was awesome. He said what everyone was too afraid to say.
Another one...
In The Watchmen, there were TONS of small children. I was pissed as hell because it was the 10 PM showing. I was like, you dumbass parents bring your kids to a showing when they should have been in bed for hours, and you take them to a violent movie that has plenty of nudity, a fairly graphic intimate moment with SS and Owl, with mister blue glowing weenar flopping around, and then you don't take your little pieces of sh*t out of the theatre when they cry....and they're crying because the movie is REALLY long and the child should have been in bod hours ago. Yeah, it was the worst experience ever.
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One that annoys me and happens in every movie is just seeing little squares of light ppopping up in the crowd in from of you every 2 minutes because people can't switch their ****ing phones off for an hour and a half without having to check to see if someone's texted them.
Someone threatened my life during "Hellboy". ***** wouldn't stop talking, so my friends and I threw popcorn at her. Next thing you know, she threatened to murder us and her posse found us outside the theater.
Luckily, our ride just got there.
I haven't had anything like those.. the worst I get is people playing with phones.
The only time someone has talked during a movie I have been watching was in Matrix Revolutions when Trinity died, a guy behind me shouted "thank f**k for that" which was apt.
For me its usually when I go to the theater in the mall. Usually teenagers that wont shut the fk up because somehow they think they cool. Sadly its mostly spanish and black kids. Ive gotten in a few arguments because of it. I took my gurl to see The Exorcism of Emily Rose (midnight showing) thinking that most of the teenagers would be out of the mall by then, wrong. This time they were black female teenagers and they were scared the whole time and wouldnt shut up. I guess someone complaint because they were asked either to shut up or leave. Now days If I want to watch a movie, I go to a town next to mine were theres mostly white folks. Havent had a bad experience there yet.
Another one was when we went to see LotR: RoTK. We got there because my gurl was late (as usual), the place was packed and we ended up sitting up front. I couldnt really enjoy the movie because the screen was pretty much in my face. I usually sit all the way in the back.
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My bother, aunt, and uncle had waited in line for 3 hours to see the IMAX screening for The Dark Knight on July 18. The museum crew were going to form the line into threes and let most of the people behind us go before we did(we had been there the longest) and my Uncle basically said to hell with this. We were the the first ones to enter.
A month or so later I went to a dollar theater with two friends to see TDK for the 3rd time. These young kids(2nd grade) were talking and this one particular adult male kept yelling "Quiet". Eventually the kids shut up.
Black kids(middle school) wouldn't shut up when I saw Notorious either.
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I went to go see I am Legend but I only saw half of the movie because the camera up in the film room (or whatever the heck it's called) wasn't working right. I had to wait till next Saturady to go back and see the rest.
I actually went and saw the Clone Wars movie and the only problem was nine year old star war fanboys that wouldn't shut up.
I encountered one of my arch enemies in the theater and he was actually sitting right next to me. I was gonna do something to get back at him but his grandpa was sitting next to him and I knew that if I did anything to that jackass, his grandpa is gonna give me trouble so I didn't do anything and moved to another seat.
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