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Kazenji
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Machete

Nothing seemed to come up when i did the search

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Machete is based on the "fake" trailer in Rodriguez's 2007 Grindhouse

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger

New Trailer

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=67792

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Kazenji
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Wow......Steven Seagal is a baddie in it thats different for him.

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Jul 9th, 2010 09:16 AM

K.Diddy
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I've known about this for awhile,looking forward to it

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S_D_J
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I wasn't really interested in this, thought it was a joke

...until I saw the trailer, I'm pretty excited for it, Steven Seagal and Jeff Fahey, DeNiro... not to mention it looks like all mindless action, I'm sold

Loved how Lindsay Lohan got snubbed out of the trailer big grin

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Mairuzu
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Looks entertaining. Jessica alba.

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They messed with the wrong Mexican.

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Ill wait till this one hits cable.

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Kazenji
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Red Band Trailer

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Jul 26th, 2010 09:02 AM

BruceSkywalker
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Originally posted by Kazenji
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nice trailer, i may see this

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roughrider
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Is it me, or is Danny Trejo turning into Ben Grimm?

Attachment: machete_trejo-535x324.jpg
This has been downloaded 81 time(s).

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Danny is in his 50's aint he?

yes. I could google. but I don't wanna.

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I saw a youtube video with bewbz in the 'preview' image for the embedded video. Tells me I should DEFINITELY not watch the preview at work. no expression

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Kaibs
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I'll probably end up seeing it seeing as it's Robert Rodriguez, and he has a pretty solid body of work.

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Planet Terror was awesome, I'll dvd this.

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Aug 30th, 2010 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by Kazenji
Wow......Steven Seagal is a baddie in it thats different for him.

As long as he isn�t fat and wearing a leather jacket to hide it like in some of his previous films.

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Jeff Fahey thumb up

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Aug 30th, 2010 06:22 PM