Star Wars lines (variation of: "You know you are a SW fan when...")
How about snappy retorts using SW lines?
I wrote 2 in my other thread,
-When somebody sneezes, you say, "May the Force be with you."
-When your girlfriend says you have a small organ you say "You underestimate the power of the force."
I found a few other funny ones while surfing the internet.....
- When your father asks you how fast your car is, you reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
- When you need to go to the toilet, you say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through."
- At the airport, when the clerk asks you if anyone else has handled your bag you say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no questions asked."
And here's one more I just thought of: After popping a viagra, you say "Rise."
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Last edited by kalsemo on Jun 24th, 2005 at 09:20 AM
Because it's a twist on the other thread, plus, It would be nice to read quotes all on one thread!! And I think more people could come up with funny ideas if this remains a quote-only thread.
But I didn't think of this until after I started the 1st thread. That one could be reserved for non-quotes, and keep all the quotes here, for continuity..........
When someone is moaning and groaning about about your stupid thread, you pray they will not add, "Hopefully we will be able to intercept a few Jedi before they walk into this catastrophe."
Jun 24th, 2005 09:17 AM
