Venom quotes we all know and love

type them and laugh.

Mine.

Surf the web surf the web. Ps game

SPiderr Wuss come out and play. ps game

who could the bad guys be. Spidey

GALACTUS, SUB MARINER , THOR-Venom ps game

get away from me man of iron.

Also from the ps game:

"No wall-crawling!"
"Ooh, look at the big brain on Spidey"
"You and your wife are innocent, Parker--our bad."

This thread could be fun--there's no shortage of good one-liners from the V-man, that's for sure...

here's another one I like, too:

ohhh so good i like it.

heres a good one

We are venom.

come and get us web head.

ohhh are we gonna surf the webb,

Not so fast, not so far MUAHAHAH - ps game
i suck, i´m looser , i dont deserve to be in spiderman comics, and have my onw issue, my only acomplishment in life was to make a good kid named carnage, but he hates us and that trauma made him the cooler baddass in comics ever, i´m a bad mother,i didnt even deserve to exist BUWAHHHHHHH - venom inner thoughs
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i resent that! 😒

RJ--since when are you privy to Venom's inner thoughts? In charge of his psychoanalyzation, perhaps.
Of course I understand that you are bound by confidentiality, but maybe you could share just a bit more with the group.

I have a symfanfic just for you, Bad S, and very topical... check it out, I posted directions in the Official SymForum

And here I was jabbering on about psycho-analyzation on another thread...is that weird, or what?
I posted the address, people, so go read fever's discovery on the symbiote thread. Go on.

"WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE STILL? WE SAID GO!!!!!!!"

The best Venom quotes I've seen so far are in Carnage Unleashed part 1.

"You must be two examples of that sociopathic youth that I've been reading about... led down the garden path to lives of criminal overindulgence by violent TV shows, comic books, and video games --! We don't believe for a second that TV, comics and games twisted your little sick-puppy brains-- I mean, WE watched and read all that same stuff -- and look how NICE we turned out!" (RIIIIP CRUNCH SNAP SPLOOT)

'There is no escape from ennui, just endless hours of boredom, then we-'
"That's the LIMIT! You can't rhyme 'ennui' with 'THEN WE'!"

"It's too EARLY to be happy, Kristin. The rest of humanity really has it in for diehard pollyannas like you, you know that?"

Mmm mmm mmm brains, yummy!

We're going to do the "snack time crunch" on you're cerebral cortex!

Carnage: Venom?!
Venom: At your service! Mashed brains and scrambled faces our specialty! In your case we're even willing to toss in a shattered vertibrae-- But that's only if you can supply the necessary spine!

Ten seconds Parker, you're lyin'... you're dying.

Ooh! I smell bad symbiote... and it ain't me!

Spidey: Can you handle Carnage by yourself for a moment?
Venom: Who needs you?

Carnage: Anyway you know our feelings on single parents.
Venom: You don't have feelings Carnage, only insane urges to destroy.
Carnage: You gotta problem wid that?
Venom: Only when it comes to Toxin.

He's gonna die! Oh happy, happy, happy!

*Spidey webs up Carnage* "You've done your part, Spider-man! Now go get yourself a cup of coffee or something! This will be short, sweet, and oh, so painful!"

A nicer one. "Carnage, you will pay for every drop of innocent blood you spill with a gallon of your own."

Venom girl - wasn't it "who needs you at all?"

"Venom wants to play!"
"Well, suprise suprise!"
"WE call ourselves VENOM!"
"WE made him dead"

Originally posted by shaber
Venom girl - wasn't it "who needs you at all?"

Feh, something like that. 🤓

"Decisions, decisions..." (wondering who to kill first)

"Let me guess, you were in the john while we escaped, right?"

Oh and then there was this little exchange in Ultimate Spider-man...
Eddie (to Peter): Well look at you, you're all growed up!
Eddie's roomate: Ain't he a little young for you Brock?
Eddie: God! that is the short end of the dorm roomate stick!
Eddie's roomate: Back at'cha.

That's a cute quote you've got in your sig, Next VG.

Thanx! It's from Sinner Takes All. 😎

this thread is still kickin wow i made this when i first came here

Ooh, remembered some more funny ones:

"Pop quiz, hotshot. You're on a speeding subway car, with mutant lizardmen raining down on you. What do you do? What DO you do?"

"Shut up please, we never talk to our dinner."

(upon seeing sadistic dude impaled) "I don't know why, but suddenly we're hungering for pizza."

(This mad scientist guy captures him and he's playing opossum till he heals)
Mad scientist: Cut the act, Eddie, the life signs monitors came up as soon as you regained consciousness.
Venom: Alright, so we're not the next Keanau Reeves.

spidey oh spidey

Venom: "Why do I never win against Spidey?"

Dock Ock: "Because you touch yourself at night"

That was so hilarious and in no way made up just now by me.

you got that from family guy my frined says that origianl quote

chris griffin "why did the dinosuars die"

Museum guide *angry expreshen* "because you touch yourself at night." red superfly that was stupid its not a real quote.