Superfly4000
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Starw Wars Bonus Features Questions
What would be differen't if Steven Speilsberge was to direct ROTJ? WHat would it be like if Luke Skywalker was a midget? What if there were Wookies in ROTJ instead of Ewoks What if HAn Solo was a green alien?
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Sep 26th, 2004 11:35 PM
Xanatos
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Steven Speilsberge was to direct ROTJ?
I would have more respect for it
WHat would it be like if Luke Skywalker was a midget?
He would have respected and listened to yoda.
What if there were Wookies in ROTJ instead of Ewoks.
It would have been more beleave.
What if HAn Solo was a green alien?
What if he was a hut?
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Sep 27th, 2004 03:15 AM
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Sep 27th, 2004 11:04 PM
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"What if there were Wookies in ROTJ instead of Ewoks"
I wouldn't have to keep watching large portions of the movie on fast-forward.
Sep 27th, 2004 11:09 PM
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why are the Ewoks so offensive to you guys? It stands to reason that those cuddly types of life forms would be around in the SW universe. Same way as they are on earth.
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Sep 27th, 2004 11:57 PM
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the fact that they are cuddly and fight a legion of the emperor's best troops ...And win I think
Sep 28th, 2004 12:01 AM
Mr Zero
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quote: Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
why are the Ewoks so offensive to you guys? It stands to reason that those cuddly types of life forms would be around in the SW universe. Same way as they are on earth.
It stands to reason that in an infinite universe you could find a planet populated by giant sentient turds wearing pink tuxedos that communicated by melodic farting of old showtunes...
Doesn't mean I want to see it in a star wars movie.
Sep 28th, 2004 12:01 AM
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Sep 28th, 2004 12:23 AM
Gangularis
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quote: Originally posted by Mr Zero
It stands to reason that in an infinite universe you could find a planet populated by giant sentient turds wearing pink tuxedos that communicated by melodic farting of old showtunes...
Doesn't mean I want to see it in a star wars movie.
LOL!!!!
i always liked the ewoks.. it's only been in recent years that i found out there was some kinda fan hatred of them.
Sep 28th, 2004 12:45 AM
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...damn ewoks
and if Han was a green alien ?
...Chewbacca wouldnt hang around him
Sep 28th, 2004 01:23 AM
~JP~
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quote: Originally posted by Mr Zero
It stands to reason that in an infinite universe you could find a planet populated by giant sentient turds wearing pink tuxedos that communicated by melodic farting of old showtunes...
Doesn't mean I want to see it in a star wars movie.
oh bleh thats not an answer....WHY do you hate them.
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Sep 28th, 2004 12:49 PM
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Because they're guys
Sep 28th, 2004 01:10 PM
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If Speilberg directed it, in the Special Editions, Speilbeg would've replaced all the guns with walkie-talkies.....there....I said it
Sep 29th, 2004 02:11 AM
Superfly4000
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Wookie
Ewok
Does anyone see a similarity in the names...
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Sep 29th, 2004 04:04 AM
Superfly4000
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Does no one care anymore?
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Oct 3rd, 2004 10:32 PM
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they cut the wookies in half (figuratively speaking) to create ewoks....the story is that wookies would be too technologically advanced for that part in the storyline....my addition is that they never would have been taken captive, because chewie is a wookie, so they would have had to figure out a way to place chewie somewhere else at that point in the story, and was too much trouble.....
i hate speilberg with a passion....i would prefer the ewoks had directed rotj....
Oct 3rd, 2004 11:52 PM
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