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Silent Rage (Martial Arts Slasher Starring Chuck Norris)
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Jun 21st, 2006 10:24 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by papabeard
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This was the first horror movie I ever saw in a theater! My dad took my when I was like 9 years old. I remember there were some really scary parts, and the killer has a healing ability like Wolverine in the X-Men. Scared the shit out of me as a kid.
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Jun 22nd, 2006 11:23 PM
Selphie
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Did you know Chuck Norris tears is the cure for cancer? Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.
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Jun 24th, 2006 03:01 PM
Captain Howdy
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That's good Lizzy! Did you know that Chuck Norris is the only person to have ever e-mailed a round house kick?!
The movie was pretty good as I remember. I have not scene it in years though.
Jun 26th, 2006 11:44 PM
Selphie
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Captain Howdy
That's good Lizzy! Did you know that Chuck Norris is the only person to have ever e-mailed a round house kick?!
The movie was pretty good as I remember. I have not scene it in years though.
Oh I've never seen the movie, but I saw "Chuck Norris" so I thought I'd throw in the ever popular Chuck Norris joke in there
hahaha, round house kick....like that one time he sold his soul to satan. Yet, before the contract could be signed, Chuck Norris round house kicked the devil in the FACE! So, Chuck Norris still had his soul, and now the devil and Chuck Norris play poker every Sunday now.
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Jun 27th, 2006 05:33 PM
Captain Howdy
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Chuck Norris is AWESOME!
Aliens will eventually attack the Earth; they're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die.
Jun 27th, 2006 10:31 PM
Selphie
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Gender: Unspecified Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Captain Howdy
Chuck Norris is AWESOME!
Aliens will eventually attack the Earth; they're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die.
hahaha, that is toooooooooo funny!
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Jun 28th, 2006 01:56 AM
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They tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper once, but it wouldnt take shit from anyone!
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Jun 28th, 2006 08:00 AM
Wolfie
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*tries to be cool too*
If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
This has actually never been proven, however. Chuck Norris never misses.
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Jun 28th, 2006 09:35 AM
Selphie
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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
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Jun 28th, 2006 04:28 PM
Captain Howdy
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Jesus is not the only one to have walked on water; water is too afraid to let Chuck Norris sink.
Jun 28th, 2006 04:51 PM
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