There was a "What SW characters would never say", so howabout a "What SW characters should never have said". And DON'T include vader's Noooo, I'm tired of hearing people say that.
Okay, I'll start. The whole Anakin/Padme convo. The "You are so beautiful" one.
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He completely f*cked up PM (he dimmed down any seriousness of the movie) and then he completely f*cked over the entire galaxy with his:
"Mesa propose, that da Senate, vote emergency powers, to da Supreme Chanc'lor."
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"I bet you have"- Han
"No, I am your father"- Vader
"I know"- Han (Responding to Leias "I love you")
"As you wish"- Boba
"Adamudi adamudi ahaha"- Niem Numb
"Ootinee"- Jawas
"You don't need any identification"- Old Ben
"Doah doah doah."- Ewok Medicine Man (I can't remember his name)
"May the Force be with you"-Anyone that said it.
"Your father, he is"- Yoda
"I have a bad feeling about this"- Anyone that said it.
"I will not fight you"- Luke
"Grahhhrrrrr"- Chewbacca
"Try, there is no try"- Yoda
"Hey, it's me"- Han
Thes are the lines that ruined Star Wars for me. At least the PT's diolouge wasn't rrediculously chunky and sucky.
The dubbed over voice for the DVD ESB part, where Vader originally said, "Bring my shuttle," but they made it, "Alert my Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival."
It sounded more Vader-like the first time.
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Personally I think the Darth Plagueis conversation is a great piece of backstory and also a very powerful performance by Ian McDiarmid. We really get a rare chance to see something of a character history and a story I personally would love to see covered one day: the story of Palpatine's path to the darkside and Sith training.
Yeah. I watch the movie solely for that scene sometimes.
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"I hate sand, it's so sandy. You're not sandy, that's why I love you." -Anakin. Worst quote from the worst SW film.
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Nov 5th, 2005 08:49 PM
