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Could Darth Vader have sex and not look ridiculous?
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Abu-Bactr
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Could Darth Vader have sex and not look ridiculous?

Scorpius from Farscape had sex in Liars Guns and Money and it was fine. Slightly disturbing, but not utterly ridiculous.

Discuss.

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10/10 best thread ever.


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As ever my friend, look to porn for the answer.


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lol


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He just has a zipper at his crotch. All he needs.


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Does he even have a crotch any more?


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I'm fairly certain his lower half was destroyed in the lava. Not that he could satisfy anyone while he was "whole", anyways.


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Prosthetic technology really improved with the new Imperial research grants.


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****ed up.

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Does he even have a crotch any more?
A baked coliflower crotch.

That doesn't work...


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They could regrow it by studying trando regeneration.

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