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Telpy
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The use of alcohol can make you...

These days cigared packet's has all kind of warnings. Also in beer bottle should put following warnings:

WARNING:
The use of alcohol may make you

-wonder where the hell did you leave your underpants

-believe, that your are whispering, even though your not.

WARNING:
the use of alcohol has a great meaning on the fact the you look idiot when you are dancing

WARNING:
the use of alcohol may make you

-tell your friends how much you care about them

-think that you can sing

-belive that your ex will die if you don't call him/her at four am.

-thinke that you have some amazing Kung Fu-powers leading it to the point that you become beated up

WARNING:
The use of alcohol is the biggest reason on the inexoliciable asfalt-rash at your forehead and knees.

WARNING:
The use of alcohol may cause the delusion that you are tuogher, smarter, faster and better looking than every one else.

WARNING:
The use of alcohol may make you

-belive,that you are invisible

-think that people are laughing with you

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Clovie

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it can make you happy
and cigarettes as well


sad


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naybean
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laughing thats half the point in drinking it

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Corran
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It has it's uses

Attachment: beer.jpg
This has been downloaded 53 time(s).


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Smallville
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Man, I need a beer.


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laughing out loud
Thats sick erm

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pinsleepe
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You could tell me that before! mad

wink


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Oh, and by the way:

Inside of every one us lives a little alcoholic...

My scedule.

Last edited by Telpy on Nov 11th, 2004 at 08:43 AM

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WARNING:
The use of alcohol may make the person you are checking out much better looking than he/she really is. Regrets may be experienced in the morning!

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Clovie

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it is a totally different different thing.


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Imaginary
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The use of alcohol may make you believe you can fly... often resulting in some form of injury.


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Clovie

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it is not the use of it, but over-use
not the same


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laughing out loud

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Kotarija
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yeah if thats what happendd just because of "using it" i wonder what the world would be like no expression


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WARNING:
The use of alcohol may cause you to organize an orgy with your bible study group.

Makes church kinda awkward....but interesting.


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Mighty Yoda
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i don't drink much


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The use of alcohol can make you bitter and sad to the point where you only feel better once you consume more, leading to severe depression, loss of focus, and making an ass out of yourself on KMC. Not that I'd know or anything.


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Clovie

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interesting observasion


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erm


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Clovie

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i mean... you are right blink


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