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Darth Revan's Family Background
Well my dad, Maynard James Keenan, met my mom, Brandon Boyd, at Woodstock in '68. They had three kids--me, Cristina Scabbia, and Mike Einziger. Well, actually they had five, but Jay commited suicide and Brandon II OD'd and died. My two insane uncles are Zack de la Rocha and Immortal Technique. My grandpa is Slash from GNR, and my cousins are Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl, and Krist Novoselic. Tom Morello lives next door to me. Marilyn Manson once claimed to be my long-lost evil twin, but I'm not sure I believe him. I bite my tongue whenever he comes around, because blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground. My family is so much cooler than yours.
How do i become a part of this farking diafunctional Family Miss Revan?
Apr 2nd, 2005 03:59 PM
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Wouldn't that mean that Slash is Maynard's Dad?
Dysfunctional doesn't quite cover that.
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Apr 2nd, 2005 04:01 PM
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Its farking sexeh
Apr 2nd, 2005 04:02 PM
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disfunctional or not, that'S one cooL family
Apr 2nd, 2005 04:04 PM
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Im in the fecking Family!!
Thanks girlie!
Apr 2nd, 2005 04:10 PM
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you can your sexeh Deftones sig rock my world
Apr 2nd, 2005 04:13 PM
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were all just one big sexeh family
Apr 2nd, 2005 04:21 PM
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I'm actually Trent Reznor.
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Apr 2nd, 2005 04:26 PM
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Oh its all coming out now
Apr 2nd, 2005 04:30 PM
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look at the ads at the top of tis thread, they are about suicide
Apr 2nd, 2005 04:44 PM
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That's the best goddamn family ever.
Why the feck am I not part of it?
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Apr 2nd, 2005 05:47 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darth Revan
Why you lying, conniving son of a *****!
Can I have your autograph?
You sure can buddy.
'Trent Reznor'.
There.
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Apr 2nd, 2005 06:23 PM
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Isnt alpha centauri a game as well as a constalation
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Apr 2nd, 2005 06:25 PM
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A film and a song also I believe.
My name being based on my latter and your latter.
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Apr 2nd, 2005 06:57 PM
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Can I be the long lost half cousin from another mother or better yet an actual woman?
Apr 2nd, 2005 07:48 PM
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