Do Not Eat Hamburgers From McDonald!

Started by GeneralImperius2 pages

Do Not Eat Hamburgers From McDonald!

Do not eat them! What your eating is not cow meat! Its a human! HUMAN MEAT! DO NOT EAT THEM!!! OR YOUR CANNIBALS!!!! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES! OMG!! So do not eat them damnit! Even worse! The McDonald doesnt only use live human, they pay gravediggers to dig grave! Then they bring in corpse to McDonald! You know what that means!!! AHHH!! No I am not mentally insane.

riiight....*cough*insane*cough*

Re: Do Not Eat Hamburgers From McDonald!

Originally posted by GeneralImperius
Do not eat them! What your eating is not cow meat! Its a human! HUMAN MEAT! DO NOT EAT THEM!!! OR YOUR CANNIBALS!!!! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES! OMG!! So do not eat them damnit! Even worse! The McDonald doesnt only use live human, they pay gravediggers to dig grave! Then they bring in corpse to McDonald! You know what that means!!! AHHH!! No I am not mentally insane.

oh yeah they had something like that on an episode of buffy the vampire slayer

...haha hhaa Ha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! FOOLISH MORTALS, NOW I SHALL EAT THERE EVERY DAY, FOR I AM A CANNIBAL, LEADER OF MY CANNIBALISTIC CULT!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
...haha hhaa Ha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! FOOLISH MORTALS, NOW I SHALL EAT THERE EVERY DAY, FOR I AM A CANNIBAL, LEADER OF MY CANNIBALISTIC CULT!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
😑 🤨 😘

Cannibals Kick ass.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
...haha hhaa Ha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! FOOLISH MORTALS, NOW I SHALL EAT THERE EVERY DAY, FOR I AM A CANNIBAL, LEADER OF MY CANNIBALISTIC CULT!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh i wanna join your cult

The Big Mac drool

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Family_guy725
oh i wanna join your cult

actually, im not making it up (well, i never really ate anyone yet, need more members). Esteemed Leader is actually the name of the main character in a comic im starting on about a cult of cannibals who eat stupid and useless people. there will be a lot of worthless celebrities being eaten... 😄

Re: Do Not Eat Hamburgers From McDonald!

Originally posted by GeneralImperius
Do not eat them! What your eating is not cow meat! Its a human! HUMAN MEAT! DO NOT EAT THEM!!! OR YOUR CANNIBALS!!!! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES! OMG!! So do not eat them damnit! Even worse! The McDonald doesnt only use live human, they pay gravediggers to dig grave! Then they bring in corpse to McDonald! You know what that means!!! AHHH!! No I am not mentally insane.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
actually, im not making it up (well, i never really ate anyone yet, need more members). Esteemed Leader is actually the name of the main character in a comic im starting on about a cult of cannibals who eat stupid and useless people. there will be a lot of worthless celebrities being eaten... 😄

nah i change my mind cannibals tend to be mseey eaters

Originally posted by Family_guy725
nah i change my mind cannibals tend to be mseey eaters

then we will eat you...

Actually I heard McDonalds hamburgers were actually soy-meat..

Originally posted by Storm
[B][color=black]The Big Mac drool

I work at McDonald's. And yesterday our old manager went missing after he got in a fight with the owner. We found a finger by the frier though. Think it's connected? aha

SOYLENT GREEN.......IS...HUMANS

Actually it's worm meat. Not human sorry for busting your bubble.

Re: Do Not Eat Hamburgers From McDonald!

Originally posted by GeneralImperius
Do not eat them! What your eating is not cow meat! Its a human! HUMAN MEAT! DO NOT EAT THEM!!! OR YOUR CANNIBALS!!!! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES! OMG!! So do not eat them damnit! Even worse! The McDonald doesnt only use live human, they pay gravediggers to dig grave! Then they bring in corpse to McDonald! You know what that means!!! AHHH!! No I am not mentally insane.

you know too much...sniper

Re: Do Not Eat Hamburgers From McDonald!

Originally posted by GeneralImperius
Do not eat them! What your eating is not cow meat! Its a human! HUMAN MEAT! DO NOT EAT THEM!!! OR YOUR CANNIBALS!!!! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES! OMG!! So do not eat them damnit! Even worse! The McDonald doesnt only use live human, they pay gravediggers to dig grave! Then they bring in corpse to McDonald! You know what that means!!! AHHH!! No I am not mentally insane.
I can't believe you typed all that shit.

Re: Re: Do Not Eat Hamburgers From McDonald!

Originally posted by AOR
you know too much...sniper

yes, and like the CIA, mcdonalds will "neurtalize" you...