Sex is heathly

It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities.
Now after many years of "original and proprietary" research we are proud to present the following results.

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
He Actually Found the G-Spot........... 186 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary............................ 12 Calories
69 lying down......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up........................ 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow........................... 216 Calories
Doggy Style........................... 326 Calories
Ceiling Fan........................... 912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real.................................. 112 Calories
False................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Cleaning Up............................ 24 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed
immediately............................ 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are: 20-29 years old............ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over............................ Results are still pending

GETTING DRESSED AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................ 32 Calories
In a hurry............................ 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door.. 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door... 3521 Calories

Now that we are armed with the knowledge that sex burns calories, I wonder how long and how much sex it would take to work off a six pack?

you're too young to be talking about that

Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities.
Now after many years of "original and proprietary" research we are proud to present the following results.

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
He Actually Found the G-Spot........... 186 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary............................ 12 Calories
69 lying down......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up........................ 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow........................... 216 Calories
Doggy Style........................... 326 Calories
Ceiling Fan........................... 912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real.................................. 112 Calories
False................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Cleaning Up............................ 24 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed
immediately............................ 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are: 20-29 years old............ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over............................ Results are still pending

GETTING DRESSED AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................ 32 Calories
In a hurry............................ 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door.. 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door... 3521 Calories

Now that we are armed with the knowledge that sex burns calories, I wonder how long and how much sex it would take to work off a six pack?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
😱 i should be a twig by now

Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
haha

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
naughty how about a workout 😄

Originally posted by FrozenSeduction
you're too young to be talking about that

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
😱 i should be a twig by now

Originally posted by Fëanor
i am a twig!! 😱

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
puke 😄

you just jealous, yeah?

Originally posted by Fëanor
hahahahaaahah!!! 😆

you just jealous, yeah?

Originally posted by DarkC
Give her a break, Allison!

I will give her a break...when she stops with all the sex stuff

Originally posted by FrozenSeduction
I will give her a break...when she stops with all the sex stuff

Originally posted by Fëanor
hahahahaaahah!!! 😆

you just jealous, yeah?

omg that's f*cking hallarious.... i think most guys would be twigs by this time if that were the case!!!
my boy is a twig already though a 6 ft tall twig wouldn't want him to waste away to nuffin :-p

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
no one should ever stop with the sex stuff no2

she...is...14...

Originally posted by FrozenSeduction
I will give her a break...when she stops with all the sex stuff

Sex is a funny word.

Really. Think about it. Sex. Say it. Out loud.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
no one should ever stop with the sex stuff no2

Originally posted by DarkC
You're about mid-twenties, I would've thought that you could easily put up with it.

why would you think that? just because i'm 23 doesn't mean i'm sexually active. girls her age should not be thinking about, talk about or having sex