The country of France is your rightful ruler and master Americans.
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That's right, you heard it from this neo-Francophile first.
Call it an epiphany I stumbled upon between FOX News highlights of the official Congressional cafeteria renaming of French Fries to Freedom and the WMD League sports recap (If you missed it, the US edged Iraq 100,000-100 in the warm-up before next week's Nuclear Bowl against North Korea--It was a barnburner! Literally!).
Anyway, all this French/Freedom bashing of concepts, ideas, people, and foods French got me a-thinkin' . . . maybe your Frenchate(c) is really just a manifestation of your deep-seeded, unresolved feelings of inferiority to the incomparable culture, intelligence, and that je n'sais quoi that is France!
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Now stay with me for a minute. I know readin' isn't an American forte--I prepared these visual examples that ought to make things a lot clearer:
Would the best anthem please sing me a ditty? Take a seat, Mr. Star-Spangled.
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Would the flag please flutter a-titter? Get limp, Stars and Stripes!
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Would the best emperor ever please stand up? Not so fast, Bush II.
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Would the best Star Trek captain please make it so? Priceline on line #1, Tiberius.
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Now some of you will come in here bantering about statistics such as GNP (actually on KMC this is unlikely), and win-loss records in World Wars, but as a pre-emptive rebuttal, I say an emphatic, full-throated French NON!
France is about love, culture, beautiful women, direct, unfriendly men, small, pale children, Serena hating, World War losing, and cheap, delicious wine. If you don't understand that, you don't understand life.
VIVE LA FRANCE! DISCUSS
Oh, and Alizee is French!!
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Last edited by The Libertine on Mar 2nd, 2007 at 12:24 AM
This is funny, I like it. Yeah France would probably do a good job actually. Get some healthy food into America, get some culture in there too, get some cheap booze in there and America can return the favour by introducing the French to deodrant. Although some American truckers will probably require the same introduction.
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No one can easily invade France, they belong to the European community, Nato etc. If World War 3 broke out the US would need Europe as much as Europe needs the US. It's that simple. This thread is not about War though as stated. It's about culture.
hahaha yeah, I'm lovin' the pictorial evidence. Don't worry though I don't need convincing, obesity is as much a part of the American culture as thanksgiving or racism
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