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Top 10 Worst Lines to Say in Bed

10. It’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!

- Frankenstein

9. You’ll shoot your eye out.

- A Christmas Story

8. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

- The Fly

7. I’ve been slimed.

- Ghostbusters

6. Show me the money.

- Jerry McGuire

5. Bring out the Gimp.

- Pulp Fiction

4. Say hello to my little friend.

- Scarface

3. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

- The Wizard of Oz

2. Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

- Planet of the Apes

1. That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

- Babe

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11. IT'S YOU AND ME TANNER'S SISTER.

- lol

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12. "Can someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"

- Star Wars: A New Hope

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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

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"You came in that thing?"

-Star Wars

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[csm]crylaugh[/ csm]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Smiley fail!

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OH BARDOCK!!!! laughing out loud

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"what is that?"

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"Now that's funny!"

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"SHIIIIIIIIT!!!"

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"MEAT GROUP!!!!!!"

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"is it in yet?"
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"it's like throwing a hotdog down the hallway"

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"i am your father"

darth vader

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"Can I make your nipples hard with some ice?"

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