Scythe
The Goat
Gender: Unspecified Location: In Her Kitty Arms
KMC's FML Thread
F*ck My Life
Today I woke up early to meet up with my friend so I could hand him his guitar. It was cold so he didn't want to step outside to get it, so he asked me if I could hand it to him through the driver side window. As I was handing it to him through my gate, a bird crapped nearby, scared us both, and we dropped the guitar breaking its neck. Now I have fix that shit for free. FML
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Mar 13th, 2009 06:42 PM
Röland
Masked Vigilante
Gender: Male Location:
There's this girl in my networking class that I crushed on and the other day in class I finally got the courage to ask her to hang out. She said yeah so we went to go out to eat. Halfway through the meal, her phone rings and she is like "Oh, hold on it's my boyfriend." FML
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Mar 13th, 2009 06:50 PM
Piggle Humsy
Wiggle4life
Gender: Female Location: Location, Location
I've finally met the man I want to spend the rest of my life with, and he lives over the other side of the world. FML
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Mar 13th, 2009 06:52 PM
Röland
Masked Vigilante
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I've finally met the man I want to spend the rest of my life with, and he lives over the other side of the world. FML
Quit bitchin, *****.
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Mar 13th, 2009 06:53 PM
Piggle Humsy
Wiggle4life
Gender: Female Location: Location, Location
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
Quit bitchin, *****.
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Mar 13th, 2009 06:55 PM
Röland
Masked Vigilante
Gender: Male Location:
Hahaha.
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Mar 13th, 2009 06:55 PM
Mairuzu
Old School Cool
Gender: Male Location: The bellies
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
There's this girl in my networking class that I crushed on and the other day in class I finally got the courage to ask her to hang out. She said yeah so we went to go out to eat. Halfway through the meal, her phone rings and she is like "Oh, hold on it's my boyfriend." FML
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Mar 13th, 2009 07:02 PM
Dave_97
Party Dave
Gender: Male Location: This island earth
Today, on kmc, Scythe made a FML thread. FML.
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Mar 13th, 2009 07:02 PM
Piggle Humsy
Wiggle4life
Gender: Female Location: Location, Location
Ken secksed me and now I want more but I have to wait til August! FML
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Mar 13th, 2009 07:07 PM
steverules_2
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: The Tardis
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Ken secksed me and now I want more but I have to wait til August! FML
Ken secksed me and now I have nightmares. FML
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Mar 13th, 2009 07:09 PM
Mairuzu
Old School Cool
Gender: Male Location: The bellies
I'm 5'5. FML.
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Mar 13th, 2009 08:42 PM
Quincy
Debaser
Gender: Male Location: Through The Looking Glass
Mairuzu is 5'5. FHL
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Mar 13th, 2009 08:53 PM
Mairuzu
Old School Cool
Gender: Male Location: The bellies
haha
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Mar 13th, 2009 08:54 PM
Kayakat
Queen of sarcasm
Gender: Female Location: In His Goatly Arms
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mairuzu
I'm 5'5. FML.
Scythe 5'0 .... FML
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Mar 13th, 2009 09:18 PM
Mairuzu
Old School Cool
Gender: Male Location: The bellies
My girlfriend is shorter than i
she'll FML
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Mar 13th, 2009 09:23 PM
Kayakat
Queen of sarcasm
Gender: Female Location: In His Goatly Arms
Once Scythe and i were having sex and he yelled out "Damn Grandad".... FML
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Mar 13th, 2009 09:28 PM
Mairuzu
Old School Cool
Gender: Male Location: The bellies
One time, me and Kaya were having sex and scythe yelled out
WHAT THE ****!?
FHL
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Mar 13th, 2009 09:31 PM
Kayakat
Queen of sarcasm
Gender: Female Location: In His Goatly Arms
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mairuzu
One time, me and Kaya were having sex and scythe yelled out
WHAT THE ****!?
FHL
Unlike yours mine was actually true FML
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Mar 13th, 2009 09:34 PM
Mairuzu
Old School Cool
Gender: Male Location: The bellies
What? I thought mine was true..... FML
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Mar 13th, 2009 09:41 PM
Raelin
XoXo
Gender: Female Location:
I moved to Minneapolis two years ago and now I'm moving back to right where I started. Wisconsin. FML.
Mar 13th, 2009 09:53 PM
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