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Rogue Jedi
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If you found an alien...

You are walking around one night, and BOOM a noise comes from the woods. You go in the woods to investigate.

You find a silver object the size of a car. It opens and out tumbles an alien being. It is gravely injured, and it reaches out to you for help.

What do you do?

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Sep 27th, 2010 11:18 PM

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kick it.. only the strong deserves kindness.. j/k

i help it you never know if it will grant you great power or a power ring also its the right thing to do.

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Sep 27th, 2010 11:20 PM

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Rogue Jedi
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Hard to say, depends on how helpless it appears to be.

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Sep 27th, 2010 11:24 PM

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Sep 27th, 2010 11:27 PM

Rogue Jedi
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Hmm.....Use duct tape, bind it to a tree, call the authorities.

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Sep 27th, 2010 11:31 PM

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help it the best i can until its healthy enough to tell me its story
then depending on whether or not its peaceful, id A) keep it hidden B) help it get off the planet C) turn it over to the government D) kill it

Sep 27th, 2010 11:35 PM

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I'd rape it. It's not like there's a law against it.

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would you bare its children as a consequence?

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Sep 27th, 2010 11:37 PM

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would you bare its children as a consequence?

I do it anally, just to be safe.

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Sep 27th, 2010 11:42 PM

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You are walking around one night, and BOOM a noise comes from the woods. You go in the woods to investigate.

You find a silver object the size of a car. It opens and out tumbles an alien being. It is gravely injured, and it reaches out to you for help.

What do you do?

recite the Green Lantern oath.. big grin

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Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
help it the best i can until its healthy enough to tell me its story
then depending on whether or not its peaceful, id A) keep it hidden B) help it get off the planet C) turn it over to the government D) kill it

What would you feed it? How would you know how to treat it's wounds?

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Sep 27th, 2010 11:49 PM

That ACDC Chick
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What would you feed it? How would you know how to treat it's wounds?

i would ask it or use trial and error

Sep 27th, 2010 11:53 PM

Dark Riddick
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everyone knows aliens are vegetarians and live off a liquid diet of proteins and vitamins...

they also heal pretty fast on their own due to an evolved biological function it just needs a nutrient source which is taken care of as stated above. alien

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Sep 27th, 2010 11:53 PM

That ACDC Chick
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but thats just one type of aliens, what about all the other aliens out there in the universe

Sep 27th, 2010 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
i would ask it or use trial and error

You sick sick woman.

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Sep 27th, 2010 11:57 PM

That ACDC Chick
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You sick sick woman.

at least its not being taken care of by welshy

Sep 28th, 2010 12:00 AM

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at least its not being taken care of by welshy

Yeah, he'd force feed it Green Day.

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Sep 28th, 2010 12:04 AM

That ACDC Chick
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Yeah, he'd force feed it Green Day.

then wed have to suffer and Independance Day once it breaks free and tells its leader were a bunch of sadistic ****

Sep 28th, 2010 12:07 AM

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It depends. If it could speak my language then I would try to find out more about it and it's plans bfore helping/killing it (depending on the answers it gave).

If it garbled some unintelligable language then I would take some photos on my phone, perhaps even an ad hoc autopsy video, then stash the phone for future proof (in case the government got involved) and try to contact the media and make some money. I'd look around the ship too.

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