So you think this is punny?

Joke thread, but it can ONLY be puns.

No other types allowed. Meow.

Did you hear that Siemens is having a convention in Bangkok? Yup, they're coming to town. 😐

I'm going to pour gasoline on myself and light a match now...because of you

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'm going to pour gasoline on myself and light a match now...because of you

*Reads post*

THERE IS NO PUN IN THAT JOKE!

Ahahaha Siemens!!!

Originally posted by dadudemon
No other types allowed.

haermm

You know there was rumors of anti-Bin Laden pigeons seen drinking in bars before he was murdered. Someone overheard them saying "Coup. Coup."

Originally posted by Impediment
You know there was rumors of anti-Bin Laden pigeons seen drinking in bars before he was murdered. Someone overheard them saying "Coup. Coup."

What about that news story in Tenerife?

I'll not beheading there any time soon.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/stabbed-and-beheaded-woman-hid-from-killer-moments-before-he-cut-her-head-off-20110516-1eokx.html

This thread is sick. God damn sick.

[Insert Weiner pun here], courtesy of [insert major NYC newspaper here].

Yeah, I'm tired of the Weiner puns. They are not that punny. John Stewart even said it was painful to make weiner puns after the first couple of days.

3rd greatest thread ever.

YouTube video

To write with a broken pencil is pointless

Lol, another way of saying **** off. (:

I lol'd. :/ And not the **** off kind.

the first two, gold.
the queen, lacking.