Do you wipe front to back or back to front?

There seems to be a disturbing trend of pigbeasts who wipe their asses back to front.
Show yourselves! I know you're here!

You disgust me!

I don't have to wipe any more. I put him on ignore.

I scrub back and forth like I'm getting a stain out of a carpet

LoLz

Look here, you horrible savages, simply wipe from back to front in a gentle but firm manner. This is America, goddammit!

That picture is for females. Males wipe back-to-front, as it's easy to polish out the taint than it is the crack.

Now, do you use tampons or pads?

This entire topic is disturbing.

Originally posted by long pig

Look here, you horrible savages, simply wipe from back to front in a gentle but firm manner. This is America, goddammit!

Everyone should just get a bidet anyway, much better for you

lol, shitty balls

I wipe with a snicker bar, obviously.

I would have thought Walshy would use a Beeday ...or how ever you spell the ***** French invention.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]I would have thought Walshy would use a Beeday ...or how ever you spell the ***** French invention. [/B]

Originally posted by long pig
You mean a white flag?

They are usually YELLOW before to long.

The french invented gays IIRC.

Most likely they were created by ancient Arabic peoples in 2600 bc.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Most likely they were created by ancient Arabic peoples in 2600 bc.

Its all starting to make sense....

up and down though sometimes it gets a little watery, and I have to repeat the process

Do you inspect the poo for worms or blood?

Front to back is natural for me but when i think about it and unfortunately, i cant help it, unless you're dealing with a level five contamination event, i don't think it matters much for guys. It should, however, be a law for woman.

I just tell a Democrat that I will vote for him/her and then they can't wait to do it for me.