I'm posting this up on my myspace and I thought Id just put it up here for anyone who wants it. If any of the quotes are wrong just tell me- or add some.
QUOTES <3
a good majority from good 'ole Captain Jack.
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"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!?"
-Jack Sparrow-
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"Where's the thump-thump!?"
-Jack Sparrow
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"Look! *shoots* An undead monkey!"
-Jack Sparrow
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"I can't help it if your standards are lax." -Norrington
"You smell funny!" -Jack Sparrow
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"We're short 10 kegs of amo" -Gibbs
"Then load the rum!" -Will
*disbelief silence*
"Aye! Load the rum!" *slight sad/angry face* -Gibbs
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"This is going to save Elizabeth?" -Will
"How much do you know about Davy Jone?" -Jack
"Not much." -Will
"Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth" -Jack
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"Why is the rum always gone?"
*wobbles*
"Oh, that's why!"
-Jack Sparrow
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"Don't eat me!" -Parrot
"I'm not going to eat you." -Will Turner
"Don't eat me, don't eat me!" -Parrot
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"Lam Lam Say Say Eunichy Snip Snip!"
-Jack Sparrow
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"Elizabeth!" *turns* "Hide the rum."
-Jack Sparrow
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"Oh fine! Let us all go about and cut up people!"
-Elizabeth Swann-
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"Is this a dream?" -Jack Sparrow
"No." -Bootstrap Bill
"Of course, if it was a dream there'd be rum." -Jack Sparrow
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"It's a jar of dirt." -Jack Sparrow
"Yes." -Tia Dalma
"Will it help?" -Jack Sparrow
"If you dont want it give it back." -Tia Dalma
"No!" -Jack Sparrow
"Then it helps." -Tia Dalma
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"Much more better! It's a drawring of a key!" -Jack Sparrow
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"You know I should be thanking you Jack. After you betrayed my way onto that ship I got to know my father." -Will
"What?" -Elizabeth
"Well then your welcome." -Jack
"So everything you said was a lie!?" -Elizabeth
"Yeah, pretty much." -Jack
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"Watch the boat, mind the tide, and don't touch my jar of dirt." -Jack Sparrow
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"Can you live with the guilt of a 100 innocent souls, paying your debt?" -Davy Jones
"Yup, I'm good with that!" -Jack Sparrow
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"No! I am Cheif! I want BIG fire! Big fire!"
-Jack Sparrow
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"There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing." -Elizabeth Swann
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
-Jack Sparrow
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"I'm here to find the man I love" -Elizabeth
"I'm sorry lad, but my one and only love is the sea" -Jack
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"Where is that monkey, I need to shoot something."
-Jack Sparrow
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"You were actually telling the truth" -Norrington
"I do that quite a lot actually. You people are always suprised." -Jack
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"How would you like to know me?" -Tia Dalma
"I thought I knew you." -Jack Sparrow
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"Thats a tree you idiot!"
-1 of Davy Jones' crew members
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"Guard the chest!" -Will
"NO!" -Elizabeth
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"You are hearby arrested, for setting free Jack Sparrow" -Beckett
"Captain!" -Will & Elizabeth
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"You will remember this as the day *big wave*... Captain Jack Sparrow" -Jack Sparrow
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"Oh the heat!" *faints, opens one eye* "Hmpf!" -Elizabeth Swann
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"What about Jack, I'm not leaving without him" -Will
"AHH!!!" *running from entire village* -Jack
"Nevermind, let's go!" -Will
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"I want my jar of dirt." -Jack Sparrow
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"What are you doing?" -Pintel
"We're not immortal anymore! We've got to take care of our immortal souls!" -Ragetti
"You can't read." -Pintel
"It's the bible! You get credit for trying." -Ragetti
"Pretending to read is a lie and lying's a sin!" -Pintel
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"Elizabeth!? These clothes dont flatter you at all. It should either be a dress or nothing at all... and I happen to have no dress in my cabin!" -Jack
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"What are you doing here, your neither dead nor dieing?" -Davy Jones
*quickly* "I came to settle Jack Sparrow's debt" -Will
"What?" -Davy Jones
"Jack Sparrow. I came to settle his debt." -Will
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Last edited by jdl1224 on Jul 17th, 2006 at 08:54 PM
The one with the dirt, him talking to Tia is wrong, it's
-"It's a jar of dirt" (Jack)
-"yes" (Tia)
-"will it help" (Jack)
-"If you don't want it, give it back" (Tia)
-"No!" (Jack)
-"Then it helps" (Tia)
And, you should add, when they are getting out of the rowboat, Jack sayes to Gibbs "Watch the boat, mind the tide, and don't touch my jar of dirt"
-Jack
Last edited by blackpearl44 on Jul 17th, 2006 at 08:52 PM
"Look! *shoots* An undead monkey!"
-Jack Sparrow
~you should add "top that!" to the end
"We're short 10 kegs of amo" -Gibbs
"Then load the rum!" -Will
*disbelief silence*
"Aye! Load the rum!" *slight sad/angry face* -Gibbs
~i think gibbs says we've only got have a dozen kegs of amo. im not sure.
"You will remember this as the day *big wave*... Captain Jack Sparrow" -Jack Sparrow
~add all after will, i think.....
"What are you doing here, your neither dead nor dieing?" -Davy Jones
*quickly* "I came to settle Jack Sparrow's debt" -Will
"What?" -Davy Jones
"Jack Sparrow. I came to settle his debt." -Will
~i think dieing is spelled dying.
other than those little mistakes, it's all good.
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This is so great all these quotes. I read some reviews right after I saw it the first time and many of them said Pirates 2 was lacking the great classic lines that made Pirates 1 so enduring. After seeing it a second time, and reading all these quotes - they are SOOOOOO wrong. Pirates 2 blows Pirates 1 away with all the quotes. Pirates 2 is so awesome. Can't wait to see it on DVD. Pirates 1 was awesome too.
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