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Cosmo Kramer
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Spiderman vs. Superman
If Superman and Spiderman were to fight over the New York city who would win?
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Oct 12th, 2004 07:15 AM |
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Telpy
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Spiderman!!
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Oct 12th, 2004 07:44 AM |
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Doctor-Alvis
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Spiderman. His charm would win over New York City's heart.
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a great big penis.
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Oct 12th, 2004 09:10 AM |
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Telpy
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Spidey just rocks!! |
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Oct 12th, 2004 09:16 AM |
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Tron
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Lol, y'all ain't right.
Kramer, tell me you aren't serious. You are aware that Superman spanks Spider-Man with little effort right? What's the worst Spidey can do to him, get his cape sticky? Sorry, Spidey goes home and cries, then Mary Jane tells him to stop being a p*ssy.
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Oct 12th, 2004 10:56 AM |
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Telpy
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That's because Spidey is still a teenager kid superhero. It's inderstandable! 
Whereas if Clark went to cry to Lois, and he a full grown adult, it would just be too odd, and non-superheroish!
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Oct 12th, 2004 10:58 AM |
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Doctor-Alvis
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Spiderman's an adult. He's just not SUPA BIG AMERICAN PARTY powerful like Superman. I like to call him "comfortably powerful" even though he refuses to job to anybody.
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a great big penis.
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Oct 12th, 2004 11:00 AM |
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Telpy
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Come to think of it, why exactly would two good guts want to be fighting in the first place?
Sheesh! I'm difficult. 
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Oct 12th, 2004 11:05 AM |
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wrathofachilles
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Few things:
1. Mary Jane would never say that. She'd draw a bath for Pete and take good care of him.  Hell, I'd go out and purposefully get my ass kicked for that.
2. Spider-Man hasn't been a teenager since the early 70s. He's in his mid-to-late 30s now.
3. They did fight. Spider-Man whipped his ass until Superman became all 'man of steel' *I think that's a writer's mistake because I don't recall Superman needing to TURN to 'steel.'* The writers did write the scenario accurately though. Spider-Man lost his temper and attacked Superman while Supes tried to reason with him. Then Supes just lost it and knocked Spidey a few hundred yards with one punch. Then he apologized. That's about how it would go down. Neither are hard-ass enough to try to take the other out.
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Oct 12th, 2004 04:51 PM |
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Loot
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superman didnīt wanted to fight with spidey, but when he did he kicked spidey pretty fast, i remember spidey beating supes in the chest and getting hurt in his hands
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Oct 12th, 2004 05:25 PM |
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Tron
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Seriously, even if you brought Supes to Thor level, what in the hell could Spidey possibly do? No matter how pissy Spidey is, his punches and kicks ain't gonna mean jack to Superman. And for any writer to even think that IS a big mistake.
And Telperaca, most of the people in these threads would probably never fight, but that's what this vs. forum's for, to discuss what would happen if they actually did.
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Oct 12th, 2004 05:29 PM |
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Spiderninja008
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Actually, i read the old superman spiderman crossover. (This is y I've grown to hate Superman, but hate's a strong word). Lex and Doc Ock team up. Lex and Doc Oc sneak up on Spidey, and Lex shoots spidey w/ a red sun radiation gun that gives spidey added strength and the radiation from red suns can kill superman much like kryptonite. At first Spidey lost his temper and beat supes a$$, until supes decides to retaliate w/ a punch, realizing that a punch of that strength would make spidey into spider splat, he pulls his punch a centimeter from spidey's face, but the strength behind the punch caused a mini hurricane that blew spidey 50 ft. away. Spidey continues a$$ wippin, but then the radiation wore off and spidey cudn't figure out how a moment ago he was layn a spideriffic smack down, but now his hands are broken, and supes won't budge. Spidey never suspected Lex.........Superman sux Spiderman rules!!!!
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Oct 12th, 2004 05:36 PM |
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Loot
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he didnīt broke his hands. iīve read the comic a long time ago
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Oct 12th, 2004 05:39 PM |
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Solidarsenal
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If this isn't a mismatch I don't know what is. I can imagine superman saying "eww spider" and throwing a building on him
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Oct 13th, 2004 10:29 AM |
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wrathofachilles
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The punch did connect, he just pulled it. And norrin's right, he didn't break his hands. As for Superman, he's already down to Thor's level, has been for awhile.
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Oct 13th, 2004 03:28 PM |
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Mr. Sandman
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Oh Superman haters are just mad because Superman can whoop their favorite character's ass.
Superman takes this, without effort.
and that Spiderman/Superman matchup seems surprisingly accurate. Crossovers are usually never so well written(or, it seems well written).
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Oct 13th, 2004 03:30 PM |
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wrathofachilles
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Spider-Man beating his ass for 90% of the fight seems accurate? I don't think so...
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Oct 13th, 2004 03:35 PM |
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Havoc470
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no contest, i think supes would take this one with no problem
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Oct 13th, 2004 04:17 PM |
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grey fox
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i love spiderman but i have to admit supes would turn spider-man to spider-paste end of
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