dominic/wolf
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jason vorhess vs superman
jason vhorhess
.Evil dude
. incredably strong
vs
superman
. boyscout
. you know the powers
to a fight to the death
Mar 25th, 2005 08:51 PM
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Superman tosses him into the sun and...that's pretty much all there is to it.
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Mar 25th, 2005 09:46 PM
Doctor-Alvis
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Knowing Jason's record, he'll probably just step out from behind a box and chop Superman in half.
Seriously though, c'mon...
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Mar 25th, 2005 09:49 PM
Joker1237
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go JAson go, This is one Boy Scout that wout go down easy.
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Mar 25th, 2005 10:22 PM
dominic/wolf
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by David Duchovony
Superman tosses him into the sun and...that's pretty much all there is to it.
well one thing is how is he gonna get ahold of him if he gets within 5 feet hes gonna lose something like an arm or his head
Mar 26th, 2005 12:35 AM
Cosmic Cube
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If Superman is having sex, and Jason sees him... ugh. Jason hates sex.
Mar 26th, 2005 12:39 AM
azndrgn
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Either this is a joke or complete ignorance.
Mar 26th, 2005 12:46 AM
-Pr-
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superman could be asleep and jason couldn't hurt him...
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Mar 26th, 2005 12:49 AM
Bungee_toad
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uh yes the machete wouldnt even pierces supes skin all supes would do is pick jason up and woop til there was nutin left of him.
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Mar 26th, 2005 12:53 AM
Bungee_toad
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also joker1237 ure sig is cool wiht the cover of an issue of batman adventures.
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Mar 26th, 2005 12:54 AM
Cosmic Cube
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Seriously. What if Jason catches Superman having sex?
He and Lois are finished.
Mar 26th, 2005 12:56 AM
ArekExcelsior2
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For all practical purposes, both are indestructible and super-strong. But Jason, whatever his virtues, has no flight, heat vision, enhanced optics, or frost breath. He's also a retarded zombie, while Supes has a decent head on his shoulders. Just list their powers and attributes and you know who wins.
Mar 26th, 2005 12:56 AM
-Pr-
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Seriously. What if Jason catches Superman having sex?
He and Lois are finished.
no... superman will just swat him away and continue with lois...
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Mar 26th, 2005 12:59 AM
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Dude, you don't know Jason. He hates sex. Did you ever see what happens to people who have sex in his films? They'd both be screwed.
Mar 26th, 2005 01:26 AM
azndrgn
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ArekExcelsior2
For all practical purposes, both are indestructible and super-strong. But Jason, whatever his virtues, has no flight, heat vision, enhanced optics, or frost breath. He's also a retarded zombie, while Supes has a decent head on his shoulders. Just list their powers and attributes and you know who wins.
I don't know about comic-version Jason, but movie-version Jason was anything BUT indestructible. I can name numerous Jason movies where he got messed up good.
Mar 26th, 2005 01:28 AM
azndrgn
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Dude, you don't know Jason. He hates sex. Did you ever see what happens to people who have sex in his films? They'd both be screwed.
Have you ever seen Superman? Man of Steel, not man of jelly
Mar 26th, 2005 01:29 AM
Cosmic Cube
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lol j/k aznd. Superman would fillet him with his own machete. Then he'd serve him to Lois, rare, with alfredo sauce and some linguine.
Gross, right?
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Mar 26th, 2005 01:32 AM
ArekExcelsior2
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Jason gets messed up good all the time - problem is he keeps coming back. He survived being thrown into a planet, for god's sake. He has what appears to me to be an undead form of indestructibility.
It's irrelevant, though. He can't fly, he can't fight at distances, he was smacked around helplessly by Freddy for at least half a movie. Supes freezes him and throws him into a sun. Oh sure, he may or may not survive... But he's in the center of a sun. He can't move. This is a ridiculous thread.
Mar 26th, 2005 02:49 AM
Draco69
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Isn't Jason scared of water?
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Mar 26th, 2005 02:56 AM
ArekExcelsior2
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Yeah, he died from drowning. That's how Freddy kept him fairly catatonic.
So another way Superman wins: Fills up a freighter truck with water, dumps it on top of Jason, or some variation of the same gimmick. This gets worse and worse.
Mar 26th, 2005 03:15 AM
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