Their has just been a robbery/mugging.
Batman shows up and sees ali wlaking down the street.
During the confusion ali drops some money, a couple 20's.
The old lady points at ali, mistakin' him for the man who just pushed her down and stole $60 from her purse.
Ali tries to tell batman it wasn't him, but batman demands he give the money back and tries to jack him up.
We all know ali wouldn't even have that go down so he immediately knocks batman's hands off of him and jerks back.
ALi:" Hey man, you'd better keep yo' hand off me, sucka!"
Batman:" You scum! Give me the money back or else I'll take it!"
Ali:" I ain't got no money but my own and if you touch me I'll knock the ugly off of you, mooo-thaaa-****a!"
Batman:" What did you just say!?!
[starts walking towards ali in tenet on roughing ali up.]
[Ali throws a fast jab that catches batman in the nose.]
[Blood starts to drip from batman's nose as he is stumbled back 2 steps from the quicker than normal punch reflex of ali.]
Batman:"Ahh. You punk, you broke my nose! Now I'm mad."
Ali:" I'm finna break alot more than that, bring it on, I'm a badddd man!"
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Most of them win on the ground, though. Batman's first style was Judo. Your knowledge of UFC should tell you what happens when someone who can't ground fight goes up against a ground fighter.
Rocky should be inducted into the BS universe.
We shall call him "Rocky almighty".
Back to the issue at hand.
A boxer is not some normal street person.
You're talkin' about a human of top level condition that is one of the best fighters on earth. A living fighting machine with hands that are court deamed as " lethal weapons" by law.
Ali is not just a boxer, he's one of the best.
He should recieve more respect, hell he took foreman's hardest hits, that would have surley flattened batman.
Ali was staggered, he was a bloody mess, but he kept comin'.
2 punches from foreman at full force would have knocked batman's lights out, unless batman had a writer to write him impervious to the punches.
Ali is way faster than normal human, way quicker reflexes, way more agile on his feet than normal human, slightly stronger than normal human(being an athlete), has punches way more powerful than a normal human.
Human had the endurance of a comic book inhuman cuase he could fight for hours.
Plus, ali could talk you out of your game far better than batman can.
He'd verbally assault batman til he struck a cord that made batman fight blindly or even make a crucial mistake to be capitalized on.
This results in a few stun punches and a knockout blow to batman's skull.
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Ali never took a clean shot from Foreman. He made Foreman miss, or hit his arms the whole match. Ali even said, "Foreman never hurt me. I told you he wouldn't".
However fast and strong Ali is, that's nothing on a comic book scale. Ali could bench about 300, which isn't that strong. Batman can bench press between 630 and 725 pounds (depending on your source). Ali was a notoriously light-hitting heavyweight. Norton once joked, "Floats like a butterly, stings like a butterfly".
And most importantly...the stips didn't say Batman wasn't wearing his body armor.
Chuck Lidell does Karate. He's from the Koei Kan dojo. I understand what you mean but Chuck does a lot more than box.
I say Batman would win however since he is well versed in different styles.
I am not underestimating Ali however. He could do 6 fully committed punches in 1 second. That 2 less punches tha f***ing Bruce Lee and Ali has a lot more mass to move than Bruce. Ali would get some decent hits in but....
Batman 9/10
That 1/10 is Ali getting in a sucker punch
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I'd expect Ali to take out Superman...Superman had his powers removed for the fight. I'd expect Batman to destroy a powerless Superman too.
He didn't knock Foreman out so much as Foreman knocked himself out. I saw the fight...it was legendary in that Ali was a huge underdog and came back and won. But as a boxing match....it was boring. Ali baited Foreman into the corner where he made Foreman miss round after round after round, while not really doing anything to hit him back. Foreman could hardly keep his hands up by round 8. Ali just unloaded on him and Foreman couldn't keep his hands up long enough to even defend himself. He was just too tired from 100+ punches per round. They calculated that Foreman had 10x the punch output of Ali. Brilliant tactic, but Batman is a genius.
And he's wearing his body armor. You know...the bulletproof one.
How do you know how fast a guy who can bench press 700lbs is? Where do you think speed comes from? Muscle strength. I think you'd be surprised at how fast a guy who's that strong really is. Also, if a guy can bench 700lbs I sure as shit do not want to get punched by him. I read a story about one of those world's strongest man competitors who was at a bar with his wife. Some idiot squeezed his wifes' breasts 'cause he thought the strong man was a big slow muscle head. The strong man punched the guy so hard that blood from the guys face splattered on the bartender who was about 10-15 feet away. The moron was knocked out cold and had broken bones in his face. If Batman is that strong and is as good a fighter as he is then Ali hasn't got a chance.
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