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Chuck Norris Runs the Gauntlet
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K3VIL
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 Chuck Norris Runs the Gauntlet

Chuck Norris decide to enter Marvel Universe and without his beard, so he's at half of his usual power level, decide to challege these Heroes:

Jobber Prep Time Pimp Armor Aura Team
1.Captain America, Wolverine, Iron Man

Gods who talk Shakespear-like
2.Thor, Hercules, Balder, Hogun, Fandral, Volstagg, Ares, Tyr

Heralders of the big guy with pink horrible armor
3. Silver Surfer, Fallen One, Firelord, Nova, Air Walker, Terrax, Morg, Red Shif, Stardust

Guys who owned Heralders and their pink armor leader with megalomaniac tendencies
4.Thanos, Tyrant

Skyfathers who talk Shakespear-like
5. Zeus, Odin, Rune King Thor

Celestials, also knowed as the cousins of Galactus
6.Celestial Host which invaded Earth, The One Above All, celestial leader is in charge

Abstracts, those who believe God is above Chuck Norris
7.Eternity, Infinity, Chaos and Order, Oblivion, Death, Living Tribunal

Notes: Chuck Norris can fuse with Van Damme and Steven Seagal in the fight with the abstracts if he wants to.
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Clears it with a beard he doesn't have.


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I like how you spent a long time to make a threads that gonna get closed if the mods see it.


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this threads gonna get closed


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No need to know the gauntlet...

Chuck Norris clears it with an arm tied behind his back.


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I like how you spent a lot of time trying to revive a long, long unfunny internet fad.


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a great big penis.
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...?


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Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
I like how you spent a lot of time trying to revive a long, long unfunny internet fad.



Who says it's unfunny? laughing out loud laughing Happy Dance


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Zack Fair
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.


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bean_machine
Its so hard

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Like I've said before Chuck Norris clears any gauntlet imaginable and unimaginable with ease.

Oh and about

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Originally posted by K3VIL
Notes: Chuck Norris can fuse with Van Damme and Steven Seagal in the fight with the abstracts if he wants to.


The fusion between these is too much power it would collapse the omniverse an infinite amount of times over.


Not that Chuck Norris couldn't do it on his own. wink


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lol


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spiderman! spiderman!
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Chuck Norris has a heart attack before he even starts, which spares him an ass kicking no expression


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He clears the gauntlet then Godzilla turns up....


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