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Rocky versus Wolverine in fist fight
In light of the new Rocky movie coming out, I thought this would be a good fight.
who would win?
Rocky and his iron face or wolverine and his adamantium knuckles?
both guys can take incredible amounts of punishment
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Is that who he fights in Rocky 6?
Rocky 10000000000000000000000/10
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Dude, Rocky is Skyfather level. Odin fears Rocky Balboa.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Odin fears Balboa.
Greatest line ever.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Dude, Rocky is Skyfather level. Odin fears Rocky Balboa.
to be fair, in this fight there is no prep. So Rocky doesn't get the obligatory musical training sequence he always gets prior to his fights.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Dude, Rocky is Skyfather level. Odin fears Rocky Balboa.
I couldn't agree more.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by masterbruce
to be fair, in this fight there is no prep. So Rocky doesn't get the obligatory musical training sequence he always gets prior to his fights.
But does the theme song start at any point DURING the fight? Cause THAT'S what will decide the outcome.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by darthgoober
But does the theme song start at any point DURING the fight? Cause THAT'S what will decide the outcome.
hmmmm, taking away that would be like taking away wolverine's healing factor so I'm inclined to say that it will be allowed
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Hulk Hogan beats them all.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by masterbruce
hmmmm, taking away that would be like taking away wolverine's healing factor so I'm inclined to say that it will be allowed
In that case, they go back and forth for 11 rounds with Wolverine dominating for the most part(Rocky probably gets knocked down twice for an 8 count each round, and never manages to knock Wolverine down, but he DOES get in a couple of good shots). Then in the 12th round, he gets knocked down twice again, but while the ref is counting the theme music starts. Rocky starts having flashbacks of his past fights, and training with Mickey, then he gets up and beats the living piss out of Wolverine who goes down hard. Rocky wins.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by masterbruce
hmmmm, taking away that would be like taking away wolverine's healing factor so I'm inclined to say that it will be allowed
Eye of the Tiger plays, Wolverine dies.
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Hulk Hogan beats them all.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by masterbruce
hmmmm, taking away that would be like taking away wolverine's healing factor so I'm inclined to say that it will be allowed
No, it's more like taking away his legs, arms and mouth. Rocky always has a healing power, he just lacks the actual boxing skill it takes to take advantage.
This is totally unfair. Rocky with the music is like... Bruce Banner without his powers or Batman with prep or Superman without the sun! Or Batman without prep!!
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That was Thunderlips who existed before Hulkamania was even born. Hulkamania was officially born or came to power in 1984 when Hogan beat the Iron Sheik for the WWF Title. He would go on to slam Andre the Giant, take two of Earthquake's finishers when one previously broke his ribs and basically dominated for an entire decade. Rocky beat Ivan Drago who was a steroid abuser but he never did anything like tip over a car with four full-grown men did which is what Andre did. Hogan beat Andre.
Honestly. He'll get pounded on till he's a bloody mess but then he'll Hulk Up and nothing Rocky has will even tickle him. 3 punches, Big Boot and Leg Drop. Hogan wins all with that combo.
Dec 18th, 2006 02:42 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nikkolas
That was Thunderlips who existed before Hulkamania was even born. Hulkamania was officially born or came to power in 1984 when Hogan beat the Iron Sheik for the WWF Title. He would go on to slam Andre the Giant, take two of Earthquake's finishers when one previously broke his ribs and basically dominated for an entire decade. Rocky beat Ivan Drago who was a steroid abuser but he never did anything like tip over a car with four full-grown men did which is what Andre did. Hogan beat Andre.
Honestly. He'll get pounded on till he's a bloody mess but then he'll Hulk Up and nothing Rocky has will even tickle him. 3 punches, Big Boot and Leg Drop. Hogan wins all with that combo.
Though I'm an avid Hogan fan, Rocky would stomp Hulkamania. He's the only force who could do so.
Odin fears Hulkamania as well though.
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