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chuck norris vs hulk
chuck norris roundhouse kicks hulk into nothingness
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Chuck Norris is not funny.
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a great big penis.
Jan 30th, 2007 01:06 PM
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Yes , yes he is.
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Ralph Macchio comes in and kicks both of their asses!!
Jan 30th, 2007 02:29 PM
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I actually made a Pre Shark Jump Fonzie vs Chuck Norris thread on another site. lol
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Jan 30th, 2007 02:29 PM
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hulk hogan legdrops them all
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Jan 30th, 2007 02:32 PM
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CHUCK NORRIS SMASH!!!!!
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Jan 30th, 2007 02:34 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by juggernaut66666
CHUCK NORRIS SMASH!!!!!
i heard that chuck norris's roundhouse kick>>>>>batkick
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Jan 30th, 2007 02:39 PM
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chuck norris's tears can cure cancer hulk can do jack
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Jan 30th, 2007 02:41 PM
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Evil_Ash
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Priceless.
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Jan 30th, 2007 02:46 PM
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) the OE is nothing compared to that
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Jan 30th, 2007 02:47 PM
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The Hulk turns into Chuck Norris when he gets angry.
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Jan 30th, 2007 02:52 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dreampanther
The Hulk turns into Chuck Norris when he gets angry.
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Jan 30th, 2007 02:53 PM
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Before or After Chuck changes is depends
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Jan 30th, 2007 02:55 PM
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you don't like chuck norris when he is angry
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dreampanther
The Hulk turns into Chuck Norris when he gets angry.
Blasphemy!
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Jan 30th, 2007 03:05 PM
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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