One day...Mogo thje great was drifting through space...alone as he always felt,his mind focusing on that one itch he had never been able to scratch.
Mogo needed to get laid.
Thus,the great planet drifted through the cosmos,llooking for his salvation,first,he visited earth,only to find that Mother earth was ranker then A prostitute who services the homeless.He also visited the planet of Gorillas,only to find trhat it was itself a giant banana. eventually he saw a great,flaming red-head,with a swish he was near the panet,as he formed a mountain for said act,he noticed a tiny morsel scaling his ever growing stone.
Darkseid had a problem with his planet being violated.
DS : I am Darkseid , ever living all powerful god. This lush fertile planet shall be my summer condo...
M : Piss off
DS : Excuse me, are you talking to Darkseid in such a manner, strongest of all Jack Kirby creations, Kryptonian beater, crisis surviver and all around bad motherf*cker ?
M : Yes, now 'op it , twenty three skidoo , sling your hook !
DS : Darkseid takes offense at this !
M : ...and Mogo doesn't socialise chump, now take your thanos esq ass off my surface !