The Spartans are best known from the movie. The Klingons are best known from the TV show.
Anyway Spartan's win easily.
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Jason says:
what am I supposed to do?
Jon says:
clean your apt before she moves in? buy some pink bed sheets? scented candles?
Jason says:
wait, u have pink bed sheets?
Jon says:
ive said too much
Jason says:
what am I supposed to do?
Jon says:
clean your apt before she moves in? buy some pink bed sheets? scented candles?
Jason says:
wait, u have pink bed sheets?
Jon says:
ive said too much
This should be a good battle. The klingons are not on their turf and they don't have any long range weopons. I know they are generally stronger and more skilled than normal human but you guys like Jean-Luc Piccard tooling them on the regular on the next Gen so...............
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Ok use your imagination. 300 klingons get in a time machine but they leave all portable tech behind (why I don't know their klingons who gives rats ass, right?) anyway they get drop right in the greece right at the beginning of the spartan battle with the persians. The spartan think that their persians so now its on and poppin. Oh yeah their time machine breaks so they can't go back until the defeat the 300, Now who wins?
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Did you see some of the persians in that movie. The could easily pass for Klingons. Especially the messenger that got his arm cut off for talking ish...
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Ok in battle anybody thats not on your side is on the other side the Klingons are not on the Spartan side so guess where that leaves them. That right on the other side of a spear.
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Klingons are angry Spartans on steroids with animal-like strength and stamina who get no where near the amount of ass the Spartans get...I think we know who wins this one.
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