what would happen, if the Dinosaur-extinction asteroid hits the following guys ? Started by: Betageuze
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Betageuze
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what would happen, if the Dinosaur-extinction asteroid hits the following guys ?
imagine....
the Meteorit, who is believed responsible for the extincition of the Dinosaurs 64 million years ago... will hit the earth again...
10km in diameter.... with a force... the earth perhaps has never feeled before
this meteorit... when he enters the atmoshpere.... will hit with the full speed as 64million years ago (at Yucatan perhaps :-)
this meteorit.... will hit the following Marvel Mega-Stars....
what effect this would have to the following ones:
to Savage Hulk
to Immortal Hercules
to Classic Juggernaut
to Thor
to Gladiator
to the Thing
to Namor, the Submariner
to the Abomination
what do you think ?
who can survive such a hit of these unbelievable object....
Dec 26th, 2007 09:56 AM
janus77
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everyone bar Thing, Namor and Abomination survives it.
then Hercules attempts to kill himself realising that there are no more women left on the planet ... whilst Gladiator looks upon Thor with a bit too much interest
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Dec 26th, 2007 10:01 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by janus77
everyone bar Thing, Namor and Abomination survives it.
then Hercules attempts to kill himself realising that there are no more women left on the planet ... whilst Gladiator looks upon Thor with a bit too much interest
Bahahaha
Dec 26th, 2007 10:26 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by janus77
everyone bar Thing, Namor and Abomination survives it.
then Hercules attempts to kill himself realising that there are no more women left on the planet ... whilst Gladiator looks upon Thor with a bit too much interest
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Dec 26th, 2007 10:32 PM
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Re: what would happen, if the Dinosaur-extinction asteroid hits the following guys ?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Betageuze
imagine....
the Meteorit, who is believed responsible for the extincition of the Dinosaurs 64 million years ago... will hit the earth again...
10km in diameter.... with a force... the earth perhaps has never feeled before
this meteorit... when he enters the atmoshpere.... will hit with the full speed as 64million years ago (at Yucatan perhaps :-)
this meteorit.... will hit the following Marvel Mega-Stars....
what effect this would have to the following ones:
to Savage Hulk
to Immortal Hercules
to Classic Juggernaut
to Thor
to Gladiator
to the Thing
to Namor, the Submariner
to the Abomination
what do you think ?
who can survive such a hit of these unbelievable object....
Thing, Namor and Abom die.
Hulk is probably hurt but unconcerned.
ImmortalHerc is hurt.
Cain doesn't notice the impact.
Thor is a bit miffed.
Gladiator is on fire for no adequately explained reason.
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Dec 26th, 2007 10:33 PM
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Namor throws the ocean at the meteor.
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Dec 26th, 2007 10:50 PM
Soljer
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None of them are hurt in the least, since the asteroid is imaginary.
The Earth is actually about six thousand years old, and dinosaurs never existed.
All those fossils are just Satanist anti-Christ propaganda used to try to get people to ignore the true path to Heaven.
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Dec 26th, 2007 11:23 PM
Symmetric Chaos
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Soljer
None of them are hurt in the least, since the asteroid is imaginary.
The Earth is actually about six thousand years old, and dinosaurs never existed.
All those fossils are just Satanist anti-Christ propaganda used to try to get people to ignore the true path to Heaven.
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This is the theoretical asteroid that the Liberal elite talk about. Betageuze is clearly aware of the facts as he stated that the Earth had never felt an impact like this before
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Dec 26th, 2007 11:34 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
This is the theoretical asteroid that the Liberal elite talk about. Betageuze is clearly aware of the facts as he stated that the Earth had never felt an impact like this before
Good point, good point.
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Dec 26th, 2007 11:42 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Soljer
None of them are hurt in the least, since the asteroid is imaginary.
The Earth is actually about six thousand years old, and dinosaurs never existed.
All those fossils are just Satanist anti-Christ propaganda used to try to get people to ignore the true path to Heaven.
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Dec 26th, 2007 11:51 PM
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Dec 27th, 2007 12:10 AM
HaSon
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Will do, sir.
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Dec 27th, 2007 04:33 AM
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While the title of 'Dinosaur Extinction asteroid' does sound rather impressive it is more of a mislabel. Considering it was less of the impact that annihilated the species, but more of the aftermath .
Namely a few million tons of sand and dust thrown into Earths atmosphere, greatly reducing the Suns rays*. Thus the poor bastards froze to death.
*Hmmm I'm smelling a possible answer to global warming
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Dec 27th, 2007 02:20 PM
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First of all, fvck God, he's a pussy.
Secondly, all but Thing, Namor, and Abom survive.
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Dec 27th, 2007 02:25 PM
grey fox
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Violent2Dope
First of all, fvck God, he's a pussy.
Secondly, all but Thing, Namor, and Abom survive.
Tell that to the city of Sodom and Lots Wife......
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Dec 27th, 2007 02:31 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
This is the theoretical asteroid that the Liberal elite talk about.
You had me spitting up coffee with that one.
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Dec 27th, 2007 02:48 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by grey fox
While the title of 'Dinosaur Extinction asteroid' does sound rather impressive it is more of a mislabel. Considering it was less of the impact that annihilated the species, but more of the aftermath .
Namely a few million tons of sand and dust thrown into Earths atmosphere, greatly reducing the Suns rays*. Thus the poor bastards froze to death.
*Hmmm I'm smelling a possible answer to global warming
There was a similar joke on futurama recently about nuclear winter cancelling out global warming.
Heh.
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Dec 27th, 2007 03:03 PM
TricksterPriest
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by grey fox
While the title of 'Dinosaur Extinction asteroid' does sound rather impressive it is more of a mislabel. Considering it was less of the impact that annihilated the species, but more of the aftermath .
Namely a few million tons of sand and dust thrown into Earths atmosphere, greatly reducing the Suns rays*. Thus the poor bastards froze to death.
*Hmmm I'm smelling a possible answer to global warming
Just bite the bullet and call it First Impact.
Anyone else think that if he had the inclination, that Cain could just leap into the air, propell himself by will, and smash the meteor?
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