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War of Words
so, let's remove all powers from this battle. the only weapons are words and wit. think of lines that some of your faves have said that made you think -- damn, now THAT was f****** cool!! doesn't necessarily have to be funny, could be . . . awe-inspiring. in a nutshell, you score points with the best one-liners or by simply talking the best smack. i'll put down just a couple names to get things started and you can tell me who you think would win a war of words. feel free to add your own contestants. of course, if you have any examples of lines used by your faves in the past, that'd be especially cool. i'll add a couple of my faves somewhere along the line.
batman
ironman
spiderman
thanos
superman
apocalypse
captain america
thor
superman loses handsdown, but thanos is such a pompous jackass, who thinks hes better and knows everything
__________________ Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
I got a kick out of when Galactus pretty much shut up Thanos during one of their altercations dealing Magnus.
Galactus: This is our plan to deal with Magnus....
Thanos: Does Might Galactus think that will actually work?
Galactus: Does puny Thanos have another idea?
Thanos: No..
Galactus: Then let silence reign!
There was one line from Cap was pretty funny. This dude is like "give up you have no chance!" Cap smashes his guts in and Sya "you think this A stand for f*cking FRANCE!" BOOM!! I was very amused at that comment in the heat of battle hahaha
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Humans are afraid of the dark.
And yet… At the same time, we’re fascinated and bewitched by it.
Maybe that’s why humans drink the darkness that is coffee.