Popeye's low skyfather level...Only PC Supes would even stand a chance. Check out his respect thread created by Laminatorx with major contributions from illadelph. Be sure to read his first post, middle of the first page
Anybody under high-herald and it's Popeye in a stump.
Almighty Bauer: "Oh my god..."
Illadelph: "Not God, Popeye."...ROFL
__________________ I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species that I realized you aren't actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. And the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we...are the cure.
Last edited by Winter Soldier on May 2nd, 2008 at 03:41 PM
oh its on popeye has survived some brutal beatings by bluto. bee hive over his head hotdog bun with a stick of dynamite instead of a hot dog in it. plus he has to put up with that nag oliveoil. supes wouldnt last thirty seconds of that lind of abuse. didnt popeye once knock galactus so hard he threw up a bunch of planets he ate for breakfast...?
__________________ it makes cupcakes with a forty watt bulb but the secret ingredient is love... damn it!
Super strength
Super speed
Super breathe
Extreme jumping capabilities
Flight via pipe propulsion
Invulnerability
Extremely durability
Matter manipulation via super punch or punch transmutation
Resistance to magic and mind control
Capable of eating anything
Capable of breathing underwater for extreme periods of time
Can survive in space
Instant healing factors
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May 2nd, 2008 12:58 AM
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